Comeback(s) for.. "I'm hungry" and "It's hot in here"

I'm worried about a thread he started and the fact he's 28 and in a classroom asking these types of questions.

I'm in my first year at college studying BTEC Nationals and enjoying my course. Shame some of the people in my class ain't that sociable (i.e. do stuff out of lessons, etc) but as one of the eldest in my class I'm doing my best to change that.
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enrol at a FE college to do a course, plenty of hotties there.. :cool:
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I'm interested in a girl in my class (aged 18) and my personal tutor
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The age gap is huge @ 9 years, and thats why I'm treading carefully as its breaking the rule of 'half your age plus 7' = 20.5 for me. To clear things up, I'm defo not a paedo!
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Okay, we can now establish the OP is using these lines at his FE College in an attempt to pull girls ten years younger than himself.
 
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I can imagine him in McDonalds...

Person serving: "Would you like fries with that?"

Fossil: "Hang on, I'm just firing up OcUK to ask what I should say."
 
Kristoph said:
Okay, we can now establish the OP is using these lines at his FE College in an attempt to pull girls ten years younger than himself.
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good for him if it works tbh although I hope he can think for himself on any possible date or it won't last long
 
What do you mean 'comeback'?

They're not insulting you, don't have to make a 'comeback'.

All you are trying to do here is make conversation with a female. Casual, normal conversation. If you haven't mastered it by 28, I don't think you ever will.
 
Thanks for all the comments. Its fine if you call me a paedophile, a creep or weird, etc judging from my posts. I was probably asking for it by asking for help.

I wasn't born as witty or being super smooth with the opp sex as some of you guys, so that needs work on, and its never too late to start! As for picking up girls ten years younger in college, most are immature and I'm using the half age + 7 rule that some of you use.

This will be the last 'comeback' thread from me. If I create another one, the mods can ban me for a week. Can the mods close this thread, thanks.
 
PardonTheWait said:
What do you mean 'comeback'?

They're not insulting you, don't have to make a 'comeback'.

All you are trying to do here is make conversation with a female. Casual, normal conversation. If you haven't mastered it by 28, I don't think you ever will.
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Its not a conversation, its phrases that are repeated week in week out for attention and I really want to tell them to STFU without swearing at them.
 
I'm confused. You need help to look clever or funny/witty in front of an 18 year old girl?

If they are saying things that irritate you, just tell them to stop banging on about it.

If you want to try and intrigue them into bed, then I think you are beyond the assistance of a forum.

EDIT - And you OP makes you sound like Jay from the Inbetweeners :p Do you want to nibble on a Jumbo Sausage? LOL. That'll definitely work.
 
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