Thursday Joke (Possible Recovery)
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Soldato
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for my 3000 post im gonna give you a cookie for that one Mr greebo
I will after this one:
In Norwich there are 3 types of bread;
White Bread
Brown Bread
and Inbread
you have redeemed yourself this time.
but dont have your coat to far away from you
Associate
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Oh ****, my computer uses U.S. English.
I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up.
(from sickipedia)
I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up.
(from sickipedia)
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A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my butt!" The doctor responds, "I've got some cream for that!"
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What's orange and looks good on hippies?
Fire.
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Chinese man goes to his Optometrist one day.
Doctor says to him, "I'm sorry to inform you sir, you have a cataract."
The Chinese man smiles at the Doc and says, "No, no, I drive a Rincoln Contenentarl."
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What's orange and looks good on hippies?
Fire.
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Chinese man goes to his Optometrist one day.
Doctor says to him, "I'm sorry to inform you sir, you have a cataract."
The Chinese man smiles at the Doc and says, "No, no, I drive a Rincoln Contenentarl."
Soldato
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I've gotta say. most jokes I've read in an OCUK joke thread and liked!!
I like the glasses one
I like the glasses one
Soldato
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My 18-year-old step daughter came downstairs this evening and asked if she could go out dressed in little more than a miniskirt and bikini top. "Of course you can! Have fun!" I said.
After she'd gone, my wife glared at me and said "The trouble with you is you're going soft."
How wrong she was............
After she'd gone, my wife glared at me and said "The trouble with you is you're going soft."
How wrong she was............
Soldato
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Why the racist jokes?
I didn't realise we were another race over here
that's why they inbreedso much, they can't have children with normal humans any more.
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Got barred from B&Q today. I was looking at a Pergola in the garden dept and one of the assistants asked me if i wanted decking. He was a big lad so I thought I'd better get the first shot in.