Wife just phoned to say she dented the car

[Maximum Triceratops]

Wife just phoned to say she dented the car :/ pics to follow.

 

[paradigm]

I love threads with detail

 

[[TW]Fox]

Cool story bro

 

[Peerzy]

I'd say T-Cut, but it's a women so good luck!

 

[TS7]

I love threads with detail

Nah, this way it keeps us guessing. Adds to the fun. I can hardly sit still right now, that's how excited I am.

 

[paradigm]

I can hardly sit still right now, that's how excited I am.

That's not excitement, that's worms.

 

[Spamalot]

Thread is threadless!

 

[LiE]

She's downplaying it - your car is probably wrecked.

 

[Will Gill]

great username though

 

[merlin]

Rape is legal tonight and tonight only.

 

[ubersonic]

She's downplaying it - your car is probably wrecked.

Dented on a post as it went off the pier ^^

 

[Vonhelmet]

I've got the police in speed dial for when you dent the wife.

 

[Scrutinize]

Going to be bad if she phoned to pre warn you. If it was minor she wouldn't have bothered knowing how women think.

 

[DM]

At least your wife confessed, mine just parked with the smashed side against a wall for 2 weeks till i discovered it

 

[Gaygle]

At least your wife confessed, mine just parked with the smashed side against a wall for 2 weeks till i discovered it

:O hahaha

Oh and awesome username btw. Always makes me laugh.

 

[Spamalot]

Oh and awesome username btw. Always makes me laugh.

I'm being thick, help

 

[Will Gill]

I'm being thick, help

"Maximum Triceratops"

automatic lol from me

 

[Sp00n]

Rape is legal tonight and tonight only.

lulwut?

 

[L0rdMike]

What car has she dented?

 

[Will Gill]

lulwut?

yeah its true, if the cops stop you just say "Maximum Triceratops" and they will leave you alone - true story, go try it