Help me!

google translate sucks i converted english to chinese the i cpoied it back to translate and it says something different


well done google i applaud u
 
我不知道她是否喜歡你？ - 我也想知道，這甚至是正確的嗎？

Used this both ways in Google's translator - works well.
 
WANT TO BUY DVD?

On a more serious note, ring her and ask her what she wants. Been to any brothels recently?
 
Bill101 said:
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I know its a woman and everything but really are you that desperate for RL contact?
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No No No. I'm taking the pee. I want to wind her up for lulz.

Vita said:
WANT TO BUY DVD?

On a more serious note, ring her and ask her what she wants. Been to any brothels recently?
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How do I ask her if I don't speak Chinese? :o No, I've never been to a brothel.
 
OK, my Chinese is a bit shoddy but I'll be honest (promise!):

亲爱的，还记得我吗?好久都没有联系了好想你哦!
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Dear/darling, do you still remember me? It's been such a long time since we talked (联系 literally means communicate), I miss you!

亲爱的，祝你身体健康，幸福快乐!
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Dear/darling, I hope you're in good health and happiness. (身体健康 = "body in good health", 幸福 = blessed, very happy, 快乐 = happy)

Sounds like you're onto a winner :p

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You can't speak Chinese = 对不起，我不会说汉语啊 (duibuqi, wo bu hui shuo hanyu a)
But I am very good at ping-pong = 但是，我的乒乓球打的很好 (danshi, wode pingpangqiu da de hen hao) :D
 
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Captain_Slick said:
I haven't met her. I don't know her. She's in China. I've never been to China.

If it is just spam, it's a bit weird. Surely it must cost them a fortune to make long distance calls and send messages?
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It's a long distance dating scam. I had a few of these because i joined a dating website to meet chinese women. Just ignore and bin
 
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