Are we a forum of man-child shut-ins?

wordy · 8 Nov 2010 at 08:51

I need a poo poo. Advice plx lol

Kthxbai.

xx

FTM · 8 Nov 2010 at 08:53

I'm a 40 year old married man who is fully integrated with cookers, washing machines and irons....but I revert to being 15 years old when amongst certain company.

I blame xbox live for this......

Cosimo · 8 Nov 2010 at 08:57

I need someone to pack my lunch box, help.........

Tefal · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:01

simulatorman said:
I need someone to pack my lunch box, help.........

I'll pack your box

Cosimo · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:02

Tefal said:
I'll pack your box

I'll pack my own sandwiches. Go away you dirty dog.

Tefal · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:04

simulatorman said:
I'll pack my own sandwiches. Go away you dirty dog.

But I only want to slip my salami into your hot buttery buns

Cosimo · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:06

Tefal said:
But I only want to slip my salami into your hot buttery buns

There is a place for people like you.

Tefal · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:09

simulatorman said:
There is a place for people like you.

Greggs?

Cosimo · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:12

Tefal said:
Greggs?

Far worse than that.

Deadbeat · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:24

Gottta appreciate the man-love...

Castiel · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:34

FTM said:
I'm a 40 year old married man who is fully integrated with cookers, washing machines and irons....but I revert to being 15 years old when amongst certain company.

I blame xbox live for this......

I'm a 40 year old married man, the reason I got married was so I didn't have to be fully integrated with ovens, washing machines and ironing.

I don't even know where our iron is kept.....

antijoke · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:42

I'm a proper person.

Tefal · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:42

simulatorman said:
Far worse than that.

The basement of the twilight fanclub?

Cosimo · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:44

Tefal said:
The basement of the twilight fanclub?

In your nursery. Now run along.

Burnsy2023 · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:45

Surely the fact that all these threads get answered quickly, usually repeated by loads of members proves the contrary?

AgentZ · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:45

Chojin said:
The answer to that question is two sandwiches.

rectangles or triangles?

I'm more confused than ever

Tefal · 8 Nov 2010 at 09:49

Burnsy2023 said:
Surely the fact that all these threads get answered quickly, usually repeated by loads of members proves the contrary?

To be fair the op never usually responds or posts ever again, so odds are the replies where wrong and the op died horribly

AgentZ said:
rectangles or triangles?

I'm more confused than ever

I like to cut them in curves like a yinyang sign

agnes · 8 Nov 2010 at 10:03

Bordem, that is what creates the random threads that are beyond useless...

ags

Steve2000 · 8 Nov 2010 at 10:04

To be honest I do actually lie awake at night anguishing over Post Office opening hours and boiling eggs. I think I've just got the swing of that though.

Casdawer · 8 Nov 2010 at 10:14

The OcUK GD threads are the reason i wake up every morning.