public idiot announcement.

CaptainComedy · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:44

Hi all I would just like to announce that I am a buffoon. Why?

a work colleage with me who is very hot. (ttiuwp but you're not getting any all the same) said I "could either have a one night stand with her" and not speak to eachother again" or be friends....

now I chose friends (at this point you are going to stop reading I guess and start flaming) but the reason why I did this is because the reason why she said this is because we both agree we get on really well so figured rather than ruin it, let her feelings for me grow and maybe she'll want me as a more permanent fitting than a one night stand..... so I dunno. I'm texting other girls at the moment but if we put a poll here on what guys would rather - sex or text - I'm pretty sure they would go for the sexy time....

anyway - feel free to molest my pride with some well placed insults. I feel like I deserve it after that, and posting this

Van Hellseek · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:46

Worst "I nearly had sex" thread ever.

EdGey · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:46

I dont know what to say.

Azza · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:46

Awwww you loveeeee her.

Vonhelmet · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:47

Good God, it's almost like you've got principles.

Van Hellseek · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:47

vonhelmet said:
Good God, it's almost like you've got principles.

Eject him from GD immediately!

Minxy · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:47

You should have slept with her, girls carry a gene that makes them attach after sex so you could have got your end away and then she'd have fallen for you anyway.

FAIL!

Cybermyk · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:50

Your lack of confidence disturbs me.

PardonTheWait · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:55

You should have smashed her up, in all likelihood she would have got attached anyway.

She just wanted you to prove that you were a badarse and you failed miserably, now she knows you're a ****ing wet blanket, and she'll walk all over you forever.

Enjoy taking her out for platonic lunches twice a week and paying while you listen to her whining about whoever ruined her fanny last night.

Begbie · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:59

Minxy said:
You should have slept with her, girls carry a gene that makes them attach after sex so you could have got your end away and then she'd have fallen for you anyway.

FAIL!

Pownage, by another female. She speaks the truth. She would've slept with you again, if you were good enough!

BlackCoat2k10 · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:03

Stick it in whaggle it around and BAM! seriously make it a nice time and have a laugh after and stuff.. and they'll fall for u more. its just how ladies work (well most of them).

BlackCoat2k10 · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:03

PardonTheWait said:
You should have smashed her up, in all likelihood she would have got attached anyway.

She just wanted you to prove that you were a badarse and you failed miserably, now she knows you're a ****ing wet blanket, and she'll walk all over you forever.

Enjoy taking her out for platonic lunches twice a week and paying while you listen to her whining about whoever ruined her fanny last night.

You sir... Have a cookie, Post of the day by far!!! Ive just woke my old folks up from laughing so loud.

VFM Addict · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:08

PardonTheWait said:
You should have smashed her up, in all likelihood she would have got attached anyway.

She just wanted you to prove that you were a badarse and you failed miserably, now she knows you're a ****ing wet blanket, and she'll walk all over you forever.

Enjoy taking her out for platonic lunches twice a week and paying while you listen to her whining about whoever ruined her fanny last night.

Not sure that I'd have used those turns of phrase. However, the analysis of the situation is correct. In a nutshell, it is the OP that will now get shafted rather than the young lady................

(Well not by the OP that is......

)

Lord_Kokain · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:12

ttiuwp indeed

Megahurtz400 · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:15

seek said:
Worst "I nearly had sex" thread ever.

This needs to be banned now tbh, it appears in the first 5 post of every thread and was only funny for the first couple of times.

Anyway On Topic:

N0000000000000000000000000000B @ WIMMINZ!

Cupra · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:16

seek said:
Worst "I nearly had sex" thread ever.

i choked on a mouth full of tea when i read that

twist3d0n3 · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:16

oh noes!

op is a fanny

Abyss · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:20

You are now firmly in the friend category and are at risk of being stuck that way. Girls have a habit of positioning male friends who want more so that they get what they want without commitment.

If you want more than a friendship now is the time to act, sitting back and letting things grow will just make you even more friends. My advice would be to go back and say it's worth the risk!

ralv585 · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:20

PardonTheWait said:
You should have smashed her up, in all likelihood she would have got attached anyway.

She just wanted you to prove that you were a badarse and you failed miserably, now she knows you're a ****ing wet blanket, and she'll walk all over you forever.

Enjoy taking her out for platonic lunches twice a week and paying while you listen to her whining about whoever ruined her fanny last night.

hahaahahahahha

Abyss · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:21

ravl585 said:
hahaahahahahha

He's right though!