Just tied the knot

Just had a train run over my feet, probably my own fault for wearing platforms.


Dyslexia : Putting the cool in shcool.
 
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Favorite one liner: "My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."

PS: Thread is win.
 
I rang the dentist and asked how much it would cost to have a mouth full of teeth out with no pain and they said I wouldn't have much change out of £1500.
I said that it was too much so what about normal injections and the they said it would cost £500.
I said that was too much so what would it cost to just get the pliers and remove all the teeth causing a lot of pain and they said they would do it for £25.
OK, I'll send the wife around tomorrow.
 
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