Stupid Nurse :D

Try donating platelets. The bloody needle could be used from knitting. A while back, a new nurse to the donations squad made the mistake of puncturing through my vein (in one side and out the other rather than just in and thanks for the donation) which led to a lot of blood seeping into the surrounding tissue around my forearm and elbow joint. Huge bruise and extremely sore and tender. Still, mistakes happen and I happily donate my white blood cells for worthy causes (premature babies, pregnant women and burn victims).

It's good that you're accepting of things like this - working in a hospital and having two nurses in my immediate family, I see more clearly how overworked they can be at times, and I'm honestly surprised incidents like this happen as little as they do. I remember when I went in for a surgery, a newly-qualified nurse was tasked with putting the catheter in my hand and had a rough time of it - I said she was welcome to dig around til she found a vein, and she got it on the third try. I like to think I'm a giver.
 
My GF has 25 little 'scars' on her hand where they have tried to take blood/put in a drip for hours on end due to collapsed veins

You have 3 little marks and want to complain? Get a grip.
 
Oh my DAYS BRUV! Men died in wars and you're complaining about pinprick attempts? Says it all really!:o
 
We do the old U&E with the Creatinine and eGFR added, keeps the old Docs happy I guess.

On the platforms we use, urea's nearly 30p per shot, so they don't get it unless they specifically ask for it. It's the same reason we don't do protein on LFTs - most of the tests are pretty irrelevant for each case anyway, doctors just like sticking to what they've always done. We've got a consultant down in A&E who can diagnose any problem by looking at a patient's blood glucose, it seems.

I'm guessing you work in a lab too, then?
 
On the platforms we use, urea's nearly 30p per shot, so they don't get it unless they specifically ask for it. It's the same reason we don't do protein on LFTs - most of the tests are pretty irrelevant for each case anyway, doctors just like sticking to what they've always done. We've got a consultant down in A&E who can diagnose any problem by looking at a patient's blood glucose, it seems.

I'm guessing you work in a lab too, then?

God damn lab monkeys not giving me my UEs when I want them, and now I can't even get an ESR! I liked ESRs, you could always rely on them to come back positive, never knew what that meant but a positive result always impressed the patients :D
 
God damn lab monkeys not giving me my UEs when I want them, and now I can't even get an ESR! I liked ESRs, you could always rely on them to come back positive, never knew what that meant but a positive result always impressed the patients :D

Pfft, ESRs and osmolalities (expluding water depravation tests) are the most useless tests - I can't understand why they're still offered. Who gives a crap whether your red cells settle 21mm or 22mm over the course of an hour? It gives no indication of anything being wrong unless the blood clots through the citrate anticoagulant :D

Edit: and that's senior lab monkey to you! One of the best parts of my job is that I get to tell doctors that they're idiots when they screw up :p
 
now the thing is,, i now have three ****** needle holes in my arms. do you think i should complain?(if theres anything to complain about). even my mom said it was unnecessary and shes a nurse at a care home....what do you think guys/gals?

Absolutely, complain.
In fact go and see a solicitor and get a letter of claim in.
 
after the second attempt you should have stabbed her in the face with it and walked off tutting

(nurses have had similiar problems with me in the past, not face stabbing related)
 
I've had countless amounts of blood taken over the years - so many times my arms are scarred and the nurses sometimes notice that I'm a veteran.

If you think three times is a lot you've been wrapped up in cotton wool. Man up and grow up. What's a few pricks between friends? ;)



Anyway, worst "Help, I'm a massive wimp but wanna blame it on someone else" thred :D
 
On the platforms we use, urea's nearly 30p per shot, so they don't get it unless they specifically ask for it. It's the same reason we don't do protein on LFTs - most of the tests are pretty irrelevant for each case anyway, doctors just like sticking to what they've always done. We've got a consultant down in A&E who can diagnose any problem by looking at a patient's blood glucose, it seems.

I'm guessing you work in a lab too, then?



Do most doctors ask for it then? I assume that they would, since Urea is one of the prime indicators of dehydration or acute renal failue. eGFR is not an especially helpful test, it cannot be used to aid dose modifications of drugs in renal impairment for instance. We usually do U&E's plus eGFR (doctors love it for some reason). I always just calculate the GFR myself and go from there.

I am not a lab technician, but a clinical pharmacist working in oncology and medicine.

Oh and OP - walk into any hospital, look at a room of patients that are ill, then ask yourself how significant 3 little holes in your arm are :)

G.
 
Do most doctors ask for it then? I assume that they would, since Urea is one of the prime indicators of dehydration or acute renal failue. eGFR is not an especially helpful test, it cannot be used to aid dose modifications of drugs in renal impairment for instance. We usually do U&E's plus eGFR (doctors love it for some reason). I always just calculate the GFR myself and go from there.

The test in the internal systems is listed as E&Cr, so the doctors in the hospital get their first hint there. If needed, most will add urea separately, Biomedical journals all seem to agree that creatinine gives a more accurate calculation of GFR than urea, including cases of AKI or CRF, but renal (the bane of my life, I swear) mostly use a prefedined profile on their patient requests, which includes urea as well as things like phosphate and calcium. The doctors, GPs & older nurses still ask for U&E results when they phone up, and they're rarely surprised when they get creatinine instead of urea, and the handwritten forms nearly always request U&E still.

I didn't realise people still manually calculated eGFR, though. Ours is all automated on the interface between the analysers and the database we use. Do you manually correct calciums too?
 
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