I swear, after trying to play GTA4 today, I will actively be avoiding any games using G4WL until they sort their ()*&(* out.
In its current state, it is the most craptastic program I've encountered in years. Here is my experience.
I click the GTA4 icon on my desktop.
(I skip all the prompts about Rockstar Social Club, that is another, unrelated rant for another time).
GTA4 tells me I have to download an update for G4WL. I click OK.
A progress bar appears for a minute. It returns me to the game.
GTA4 tells me I have to download an update for G4WL.
It's the same update. I click OK.
It downloads and returns me to the game.
GTA4 tells me I have to download an update for G4WL.
It's the same update :/
I exit the game, search Google.
I find a Rockstar page with an update for G4WL. They say "you cannot apply this update inside the game client - there is a known problem. We're very sorry"
I apply this update.
I restart GTA4.
I am asked to sign in. I try.
I get an error code. An 8 digit error code. No explanation.
I google the error code. Apparently my profile needed updating with my RL first name. They couldn't just *say* that, they had to give an 8 digit error code instead.
I sign in.
GTA4 tells me I have to download an update for G4WL.
A progress bar appears, then I'm returned to the game.
I'm asked to sign in. I thought I just did?
I sign in.
I'm told my profile is being downloaded.
GTA4 tells me I'm not signed in (???)
I try to sign in. G4WL tells me there is an error downloading my profile.
I give up.
**** you G4WL, you stupid P*S.
This is +nothing+ like the quality XBOX Live system that Just Works (tm). G4WL is what happens with you take XBOX Live and do your best to break it in every conceivable way.
In its current state, it is the most craptastic program I've encountered in years. Here is my experience.
I click the GTA4 icon on my desktop.
(I skip all the prompts about Rockstar Social Club, that is another, unrelated rant for another time).
GTA4 tells me I have to download an update for G4WL. I click OK.
A progress bar appears for a minute. It returns me to the game.
GTA4 tells me I have to download an update for G4WL.
It's the same update. I click OK.
It downloads and returns me to the game.
GTA4 tells me I have to download an update for G4WL.
It's the same update :/
I exit the game, search Google.
I find a Rockstar page with an update for G4WL. They say "you cannot apply this update inside the game client - there is a known problem. We're very sorry"
I apply this update.
I restart GTA4.
I am asked to sign in. I try.
I get an error code. An 8 digit error code. No explanation.
I google the error code. Apparently my profile needed updating with my RL first name. They couldn't just *say* that, they had to give an 8 digit error code instead.
I sign in.
GTA4 tells me I have to download an update for G4WL.
A progress bar appears, then I'm returned to the game.
I'm asked to sign in. I thought I just did?
I sign in.
I'm told my profile is being downloaded.
GTA4 tells me I'm not signed in (???)
I try to sign in. G4WL tells me there is an error downloading my profile.
I give up.
**** you G4WL, you stupid P*S.
This is +nothing+ like the quality XBOX Live system that Just Works (tm). G4WL is what happens with you take XBOX Live and do your best to break it in every conceivable way.
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