Cat gone crazy wild
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a catastrophic catastrophe
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As cats are classed as vermin its quite ok to kill it and replace it, I recomend replacing it with a dog, if you die a dog will try to revive you by licking you, a cat will just eat your rotting corpse
Disclaimer for idiots : Its not ok to kill cats, they are not classed as vermin. They do eat you if you die though!
Disclaimer for idiots : Its not ok to kill cats, they are not classed as vermin. They do eat you if you die though!
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Just like the chav population.
A good friend of mine had an un-neutered male. He's a big cat, and used to spend almost all his time outside, coming in mainly just for food. Very little interest in fuss / human attention. He was definitely the alpha male of the local neighbourhood, and was always getting into fights (and winning).
Anyway, one day their neighbours came around complaining about the cat. It seems that he had been terrorising their (small female) cat for a good few months, to the point where it would be visibly afraid to go outside. The "straw that broke the camels back" was when he chased their little cat into their house, through their catflap, pinned it down in the dining room, and started forceably copulating with it
Anyway, after apologising profusely my friend and his missus had him spayed. Minus his nuts he turned into a completely different animal. Gone is the "lean mean raping machine"; these days he has very little interest in going outside, and is only really interested in fuss and food. He's gotten fat and soggy, but he just loves sitting on your knee or being carried about.
In short... Get his nuts chopped and you will see the result you're looking for.
Anyway, one day their neighbours came around complaining about the cat. It seems that he had been terrorising their (small female) cat for a good few months, to the point where it would be visibly afraid to go outside. The "straw that broke the camels back" was when he chased their little cat into their house, through their catflap, pinned it down in the dining room, and started forceably copulating with it
Anyway, after apologising profusely my friend and his missus had him spayed. Minus his nuts he turned into a completely different animal. Gone is the "lean mean raping machine"; these days he has very little interest in going outside, and is only really interested in fuss and food. He's gotten fat and soggy, but he just loves sitting on your knee or being carried about.
In short... Get his nuts chopped and you will see the result you're looking for.
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