Nieces guinea pig died.

You're the troll though aren't you?:p or did you genuinelly expect sympathy for the loss of your nieces guinea pig?

Harsh but true. However I can sympathise with the OP. I'm dreading the day I have to send the gerbils to the pet cemetery (bottom of garden). I can't really metamorphasize them twice can I? I think they are a little too young for reincarnation.
 
Sad truth with small pets :(. Hope she's not too devastated about it - on the plus side little kids tend to bounce back from things like that pretty well.
 
Tell her an amusing fact that will take her mind off the poor animal.


Something like Guinea Pigs aren't actually pigs and don't come from Guinea!




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Wtf Steve, always is a Steve to spoil the fun!
 
You sure it is dead? They go into a deep Coma this time of Year for their Hibernation which fools many owners into thinking the Guinea Pig has died.
 
Yeap I heard that as well.

Useful for when parents are sick of cleaning it all the time (invariably after the child's lost interest) so they can put it in a Tesco bag and lob it into the neighbour's pond.
 
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My cat ran into our garden with a Guinea Pig in it's mouth once.

Made me lol at the time.

Sorry to hear of your loss tho! :P
 
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