Pelting cars with snow balls

I've just found my weapon of choice in the garage, a Supersoaker Flash Flood

"Totally drench your friends by releasing tons of water in one blast"

Fill it with some jalapeno sauce, straight in the face! I guarantee he'll think twice before pelting another car.

Don't forget to film it.
 
I've just found my weapon of choice in the garage, a Supersoaker Flash Flood

"Totally drench your friends by releasing tons of water in one blast"

Fill it with some jalapeno sauce, straight in the face! I guarantee he'll think twice before pelting another car.

Jalapeno sauce and cheese...Tasty...
 
Can't remember doing it as a kid, I probably knew better. I know it seems like a daft laugh to most people but I can see how it could cause a serious accident.

What really annoys me these days though is people scraping snow of cars to make snowballs. It wouln't be so bad if they got it off the windows, but mauling your bonnet and wings for snow really annoys me. I had to confront 2 people doing it to my car last night. they were gathering it off the grass, then the gravel / loose tarmac then my bonnet. when I told them to stop I was greeted with 'why' *then proceeded to scrape more snow off it*
and then 'it's not as if i'm doing it with a wire brush is it?' ... So I went down to have a word with them.

No, it's not as if you're doing it with a wire brush; but it is my car, with an airbrushed bonnet, which is blatantly obvious as its been parked in this same spot every day since september; for you to have never noticed the painted bonnet is pretty much impossible. :(

They still didnt apologise in any way. I bid them farewell and told them to enjoy the snow, just keep off the paintwork.


Student halls by the way. :( they're all like 18 year old children round here with no respect for property.
 

"It's only water"

Yes, it's only water. However, water doesn't have a great track record what with an icerberg sinking the Titanic, a tsunami nailing Malaysia, snow bringing in numerous rooves, people being drowned...

Throwing a snowball can be comparable to throwing a rock, if you pack it hard enough. Even if you don't, it could still be seriously distracting and potentially very dangerous.

</miserable killjoy>

:rolleyes:
 
If a snowball hit my windscreen i'd lol and then turn my wipers on?

These snowballs weren't going to smash anything. It was fresh snow, they were just young kids having a laugh. They weren't throwing icebergs.
 
i remember driving a suzuki sooty van in warwickshire when some little oiks threw snow balls at the side of the van, i jumped out of my skin and nearly put it into a hedge
 
These snowballs weren't going to smash anything. It was fresh snow, they were just young kids having a laugh. They weren't throwing icebergs.

Are you choosing to ignore this smashed car window story then? :confused:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11876511

And yes, if someone was to smash my car windscreen with a snowball they'd have to hope they have a big enough head start before I caught them.
I dont have fully comp insurance, so I'd be politely requesting they cover my damages. :p
 
Do you drive a car? If you do you dont know what your talking about.

If I drive I don't know what I'm talking about, mmkay.

If you fail to control your vehicle and cause an accident then I'm sure the police will be really happy with the excuse 'I **** myself cos of a snowball and ploughed into a mother and toddler that I didn't see'. There are just so many things that you could do if a snowball hits your windscreen instead of putting your foot down and mowing into a pedestrian/s, really can't understand how someone's first instinct would be to accelerate and panic.

Meh its a snowball, laugh it off, turn the wipers on, carry on.
 
Well, the ones that subjected my house to a 2-hour assault using the most heavily compacted snowballs you've ever seen, after 11pm last night, didn't particularly target the car with snowballs. They just kicked the wing mirror off it when they were done instead.

Does that count?
 
Idiots...simple

We had some chavs who for a week or 2 were throwing house bricks and passing busses

Im sure i used to go play football or something when i was younger
 
If I drive I don't know what I'm talking about, mmkay.

If you fail to control your vehicle and cause an accident then I'm sure the police will be really happy with the excuse 'I **** myself cos of a snowball and ploughed into a mother and toddler that I didn't see'. There are just so many things that you could do if a snowball hits your windscreen instead of putting your foot down and mowing into a pedestrian/s, really can't understand how someone's first instinct would be to accelerate and panic.

Meh its a snowball, laugh it off, turn the wipers on, carry on.

Does the same hold for truck drivers who have breeze blocks thrown through their windows by kids on motorway bridges? If so, I'd like to know where the dividing line is.
 
Does the same hold for truck drivers who have breeze blocks thrown through their windows by kids on motorway bridges? If so, I'd like to know where the dividing line is.

It's very easy to determine whether or not what you have in your hand is likely to cause any serious harm.

Most kids use their brain and draw the line at throwing plain old snowballs.

Boring children throw nothing.

Idiots throw solid ice and bricks.
 
Friend of mine once threw a snowball at a bus, because the driver was egging him on (several kids already had pelted him).

Went through the gap in the driver's window and clocked him square in the head :D
 
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