Poll: Stop! Joke Time!

[Musty Pie]

Vote now me hearties.

Also, I've just found some naked pics of Miss Piggy floating about in Kermit's pond.

Looks like frog's porn to me.

Deserves a poll of its own too!

 

[silvercut]

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards
further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir.
We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into
this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have astma. If I
blow on that machine I will get out of air". Officer: "Please come
along to the office and we can give you a blood test". Man: "I can't
do that. I have anaemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed
to death". Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards
along this white line". Man: "Can't do that either". Officer: "Why
not?". Man: "Because I'm dead drunk".

 

[MooMoo444]

Still waiting for this good joke to turn up!

 

[Django x2]

Seriously, the pancake thing was never funny

 

[BennyC]

Seriously, the pancake thing was never funny

It's gone full circle and is.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Seriously, the pancake thing was never funny

T'is not meant to be Pancake is Serious Business!

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

"Ohhhh you have a womans joke m'lord!!"