Jonny69's inventing shed: mechanical crushing hand

So how are you going to overcome the obstacle of not being black? :p

2u5q7mw.jpg
 
Just don't go for the sly bum pinch on any of the attending comely wenches, they'll know it's you from the missing flesh & profuse bleeding resultant from said pinch.
 
I doubt it will actually crush anything as there is no pressure there. Whatever goes in will simply slip like a piece of paper between blunt scissors.

Excellent idea though
 
Haha this is awesome. Should be a great talking point at the party, with a roughly 50/50 split between people thinking it's awesome and people thinking 'who does this?' :p.

What you need next is a rubber / cardboard gun that you can do mock crushings with.
 
Back
Top Bottom