Just don't go for the sly bum pinch on any of the attending comely wenches, they'll know it's you from the missing flesh & profuse bleeding resultant from said pinch.
Haha this is awesome. Should be a great talking point at the party, with a roughly 50/50 split between people thinking it's awesome and people thinking 'who does this?' .
What you need next is a rubber / cardboard gun that you can do mock crushings with.
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