What's the worst present you've had today?

I got given a skinny fit guns and roses t-shirt with sparkles, and the neck of it is so wide you can practically see my nips. Looks like something that pineapple dance studios guy would wear.

:/
 
My mother got me my main present and then got me some 'stocking fillers' which consisted of Star Wars / Star Trek boxer shorts, star trek cards, star trek cuffkinks, a keyring whack the mole game and a Chocolate orange!

I don't like chocolate orange and I will never EVER wear those shorts or the cuffkinks!

I think she still thinks I'm 12! :rolleyes:
 
I both giggled and gawped when my mum opened up the Christmas present from her brother, a USED toilet seat!!! It's covered in stains and looks rancid! Coincidentally he recently fitted a new toilet seat in his bathroom lol! Ok so money is tight for him but there are just certain things you don't do!!!!

She went absolutely ape and said she wants to take it back to the shop to complain but my uncles proclaims that they must have sold him a customer return and he's going to take it back first thing this morning. What's the bet he'll be battling the boxing day crowds to buy a new toilet seat from the nearest DIY store?!
 
Probably a blu-ray player, which is a pretty good present but the lack of a film made it one of the worst things i could have recieved. I hate getting presesnts where you need something else to actually use it properly.
also, i made a little list of things i wanted..... only 6 things on it (price totalling around £70) Now i have a list with 5 things on it. I got one thing that i actually wanted.
 
Went round to the girlfriends house on christmas eve to do our whole christmas thing, and she broke up with me. That was a pretty **** present to be honest.
 
I was given a Wade cast resin Pug dog. It stands about a foot tall, about a foot long and weighs about 5kg.

Whilst it's not bad in itself, it is rather a bizarre thing to be given.
 
Mine has to be a present given to me by mistake.

My sister always makes stuff. Balms. Creams
Etc. They are really good. And made from
Natural products.

My mum gave me a present
From my sister. (my mum wears glasses)

I thought it was alcohol. As the lable
Kinda suggested. Took a big swig
And said it's got a bit of kick
But I like it.

Sister rings in the afternoon. And said to my mum did you like the liquid I made for your dry skin.

I felt rough all day.
 
Nothing naff yet, but we've not opened the present from my Hyacinth Bucket aunt and uncle, and they've got a spectacular track record for weird or rubbish presents.
 
Probably a blu-ray player, which is a pretty good present but the lack of a film made it one of the worst things i could have recieved. I hate getting presesnts where you need something else to actually use it properly.

Yeah i know how you feel, i got given £1.2 million and now i need to go and but a bloomin wallet AND open a bank account. What a **** present.

Id be over the moon with a Blu Ray player...
 
lynx set (sure i still have some from last year)
laqures (does anyone like them?)
5 t-shirts that would fit yokozuna
2100 xbox points (i dont own an xbox)
this stupid Addict-A-Ball 3d ball maze game thats totaly ****
 
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