Pulled last night - decent copper

Morba · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:07

Was having a little hoon along the 50mph dual carriageway (if you get green lights from the middle roundabout (bromley heath for those that know, coming from the M32) then you have hit triple figures easily) yesterday evening (post rush hour) and was pulled by a biker copper.

All dealt with very quickly pretty much like this:

"You were going a bit fast there, I know it's a fast car but not along here please. Go out in the lanes, I'm not bothered what you do out there. Smokes a bit doesn't it?!"

"Yeah sorry about that, the speed not the smoke!"

"Have a good evening"

He got back on his bike and on he went.

Cheers copper fella!

Yep, cool story bro and no I won't draw it in paint. This post is non negotiable.

thepeteh · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:08

lucky

hurfdurf · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:13

Bromley Heath owns, the Jr School used to be one of the best state schools in Bristol. There are some ridiculous 50mph limits on that duel carriageway, holla at me if you ever want to go for a hoon.

Scania · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:13

99% of Traffic Coppers are sound decent individuals, its the non-traffic arses with an attitude problem that get my Goat.

Will Gill · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:14

You deserve an ASBO for your crimes

I just thought I'd say that because I just found mine on an old desktop

daz · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:18

Loud exhaust??

bledd · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:21

How much did that plate set you back Will ?

Morba · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:22

daz said:
Loud exhaust??

Its a smokey derv

Morba · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:22

hurfdurf said:
Bromley Heath owns, the Jr School used to be one of the best state schools in Bristol. There are some ridiculous 50mph limits on that duel carriageway, holla at me if you ever want to go for a hoon.

Yeah, my boy goes to BH infants

The dual carriageway is a joke, even more so at rush hour!

Will Gill · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:31

bledd. said:
How much did that plate set you back Will ?

we dont talk about that number plate

but it was £799

boo hoo

Sp00n · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:38

Was that in the scoob?

It appears my cataracts is playing up

Morba · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:40

bleeding heck! thats an awesome photo!
what we looking at again?

Von Smallhausen · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:46

Surely you were beaten senseless as well Morba ?

DM · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:53

Von Smallhausen said:
Surely you were beaten senseless as well Morba ?

No it seems he got the 1 in 30,000 who isnt a ****.

Morba · 7 Jan 2011 at 16:54

Von Smallhausen said:
Surely you were beaten senseless as well Morba ?

Thankfully yes, I didn't want to say though. I was a bit unsure of his pink truncheon at first

Von Smallhausen · 7 Jan 2011 at 17:02

Ah, so he did take down your particulars then.

hurfdurf · 7 Jan 2011 at 17:03

Morba said:
Yeah, my boy goes to BH infants
The dual carriageway is a joke, even more so at rush hour!

Good choice! Keep him away from Downend school if its still the same as it was last time I checked when he gets to that age mind!

Morba · 7 Jan 2011 at 17:16

Von Smallhausen said:
Ah, so he did take down your particulars then.

Only how deep it went and how loud I screamed!
Was seriously shocked that no details check or anything was done, quick slap on the wrist and that was that

Morba · 7 Jan 2011 at 17:18

hurfdurf said:
Good choice! Keep him away from Downend school if its still the same as it was last time I checked when he gets to that age mind!

Yeah, it's a better place than it was apparently, no idea where we will send him when the time comes. Plenty of time before that yet though

scousegit · 7 Jan 2011 at 17:46

isn't downend a "technical college" or some kind of academy school now?

like tarting up dog crap