DIY Gastric Bypass

AiiR · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:47

Love how there's 12 customer reviews, wonder what circumstances justify a one star.

[TW]Sponge · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:53

trigger-happy said:
+man points?

Definitely need to see pics though.

[TW]Sponge · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:53

Clum said:
Perhaps we should all chip in for some of these, then drive around the country fitting them to fattys during the night. Thus saving the state and the NHS hundreds of thousands of pounds each year.

IN

Nexus · 16 Jan 2011 at 02:48

Let's face it, if you need a gastric bypass, you are most likely on welfare as you aren't going to be going to work every day are you!

Mark A · 16 Jan 2011 at 03:09

A cheaper solution would be to chuck half of the cream cakes you are about to eat in the bin.

"andy" · 16 Jan 2011 at 03:18

Nexus said:
Let's face it, if you need a gastric bypass, you are most likely on welfare as you aren't going to be going to work every day are you!

you dont need to be 'that' big to get/need/want a gastric bypass. even more so if your going private

infact if your so fat that you cant work then you are more than likely too big for a 'normal' gastric bypass !

Stretch · 16 Jan 2011 at 03:42

Customer Review said:
Needs a more complete disclosure policy.

It didn't prepare me for how much weight I would lose, and now my three-wolf shirt no longer fits. It should include potential disasters such as this in the disclaimers.

lol

wordy · 16 Jan 2011 at 04:04

_Gizka_ said:
How does one actually go about "installing" this?

AcidHell2 said:
by paying a private surgeon. This is america where you pay for such operations.

"andy" said:
yea foreign backstreet surgeons gotta buy there stuff from somewhere !

think along the lines of Dr nick

I've already said I'll fit it! :mad:

Glaucus · 16 Jan 2011 at 04:09

Nexus said:
Let's face it, if you need a gastric bypass, you are most likely on welfare as you aren't going to be going to work every day are you!

What complete rubbish.

Pestilence · 16 Jan 2011 at 04:12

Nexus said:
Let's face it, if you need a gastric bypass, you are most likely on welfare as you aren't going to be going to work every day are you!

LOL WHUT?

tibbsey · 16 Jan 2011 at 04:25

AiiR said:
Love how there's 12 customer reviews, wonder what circumstances justify a one star.

Thing is, all the reviews are going to be biased in favour of the package.

It's not like anyone's going to be around to leave it a 1*...

Cosimo · 16 Jan 2011 at 06:33

AiiR said:
Love how there's 12 customer reviews, wonder what circumstances justify a one star.

Hilarious:

Being a man, I don't read the directions. The picture on the box was more than enough. In fact, I didn't even buy this kit. A fillet knife, needle-nose pliers, a bungee cord, and some fishing line are all you really need to get this job done.

Within a matter of minutes, there I was laying on the kitchen floor with my guts opened up like the wounded soldier in the beginning scene of Tropic Thunder, pulling various organs out of his mangled and bloodied torso , and not like the wounded soldier in Saving Private Ryan laying mortally wounded on the beach pulling his intestines out, because I already knew my stomach was at the top of my intestines.

Anyway, fifteen minutes later I was threading 10-lb fishing line through my belly and on my way back to Old Country Buffet.

StoutMeister · 17 Jan 2011 at 11:57

Call a plumber.

mmj_uk · 17 Jan 2011 at 12:06

If you pay an extra tenner will a Nigerian doctor come round to perform the operation?