Dogs, Babies... what?

sigma said:
Cats are probably worse.
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Agreed. At least dogs don't take a crap in a litter tray, walk around in it for a bit, then jump up and parade around on your kitchen surfaces/couches/beds/face. Dogs will also generally stay off of your beds ect if told to do so. A cat will do whatever the hell it wants.


Cue the Dog Vs Cat wars again....:p
 
Also, how much poo and wee and other **** do they walk in when they leave the house? Then then just stroll back in when they need food. :p Can't see why you'd think dogs are dirty but cats aren't.
 
Andy said:
Whenever i touch a dog i seem to get this 'oil' on my hands, feels wrong man!

They also have numerous bad habits of humping things and eating and pooing and the likes :p

I like all pets exept dogs really.
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What pet have you see that doesn't eat? :confused:
 
I went to a friends house years ago, the cat farted next to me while i was watching tv. I've never gagged so much in my life due to a smell, animals should have a gas mask attached to their arse!.
 
I think for some people it's the closest thing they have to a child at that time.

It's very annoying though. One peeve is that I used to live in a house where no pets were allowed, this surely should mean no pet visitors either? Yet sometimes people would come around with the dogs and assume they'd both be let in.
 
Clum said:
Agreed. At least dogs don't take a crap in a litter tray, walk around in it for a bit, then jump up and parade around on your kitchen surfaces/couches/beds/face. Dogs will also generally stay off of your beds ect if told to do so. A cat will do whatever the hell it wants.
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when a Cat goes in a litter tray, it will carefully bury the poop with more litter so that you can't smell it.

they do so while ensuring that their paws stay clean.

i've owned cats and Dogs before and Cats are orders of magnitude cleaner and less odorous.

and don't try the "you live with it so you can't smell it" because i live at uni for three months at a time and I can't smell any cat-odors when i return home for the term-breaks.

on the other hand, everyone i know who owns a dog smells incredibly strongly of dogs, as do their houses and the like.
 
Fenris said:
Because women are maternal by nature and if they don't have children some will project those instincts onto something else, even if they don't realise it.
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Very true.

Two couples I know very well have both recently bought dogs. I fear their attempts at having kids is not working for them.
 
It's certainly undeniable that many women use those ratty dogs as a substitute for children, if you've ever watched those TV shows you always see some woman in her 40's with a dachshund or terrier of some kind.
 
Brian8bit said:
You should experience the joy of your dog chewing blankets and then having a dump, only for the fabric to still be stuck up his hole. Then running about with a big bit of **** hanging from his hole. And believe me, having to gently pull that out is a lot worse than giving your dogs hole a wipe once in a while.
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My dog once ate a used tampon. Apart from the risk of toxic shock (which he didn't suffer) you should have seen his face when he did a dump and had a piece of string hanging out his ass, which I had to pull out.
 
knip said:
So you don't get dog poo on the sofa when they sit down. Im not talking about all the time (that would just be ridiculous) but trust me its no fun getting poo everywhere, and then theres the issue if they decide to try and get it off themselves - using the floor! :eek:
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In fairness that can be hilarious :D
 
Aod said:
when a Cat goes in a litter tray, it will carefully bury the poop with more litter so that you can't smell it.

they do so while ensuring that their paws stay clean.
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I'm sorry but that's just absolute rubbish (or should it be "crap"):p I've lived with cats so I've watched with my own eye's how they go about their business before walking on my kitchen surfaces. Even if they avoid the poop, the litter with which they bury it is still soaked in ****. If you know better, then congratulations. Perhaps you should let the cats know so that they stop doing it.

I'm sure in general cats are probably cleaner than your typical dog, but my point was and is, if my dog is dirty/muddy whatever, it will stay where I tell it to and most certainly wont go walking in it's own mess, then stick those paws over every surface in my house.

I much prefer dogs, but I don't hate cats at all. These are just facts.
 
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