I hate builders

EvilDreams · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:02

OK, so in addition to waking me up on my day off with their hammering and working class lingo, they have managed to smash my bedroom window, nick all the parking spaces with their vans, and they pushed my sky dish out of alignment and left a ladder there so I can't get any sky now because I can't realign the dish.

Is there some kind of pellets I can put down?

JBuk · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:05

Complain to someone who can do something about it, send them bills for Sky engineer and glazier

This Side Up · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:05

Just ask them to re-align your sky dish (or pay for that to happen) and ask them to repair the window?

Perhaps asking them to be a bit more courteous with the parking too?

Ya know... talk to them?

[TW]Fox · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:07

How dare they interupt your sky viewing, steal parking spaces and talk in working class lingo.

Wait, what?

JBuk · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:07

This Side Up said:
Ya know... talk to them?

Don't think he knows how to speak 'working class'

This Side Up · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:09

Stare. Point. Grunt.

That's all you really need to remember.

j.col · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:10

I am a builder :mad:

[TW]Fox · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:11

JBuk said:
Don't think he knows how to speak 'working class'

He has a sky dish though!

JBuk · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:11

j.col said:
I am a builder

sorry, can't understand your working class lingo

Sinny · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:16

EvilDreams said:
OK, so in addition to waking me up on my day off with their hammering and working class lingo, they have managed to smash my bedroom window, nick all the parking spaces with their vans, and they pushed my sky dish out of alignment and left a ladder there so I can't get any sky now because I can't realign the dish.

Is there some kind of pellets I can put down?

Hire a better builder

sigma · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:22

Sinny said:
Hire a better butler

I do say, sir!

[FnG]magnolia · 26 Jan 2011 at 21:24

Definitely don't speak to them but post on a computer forum instead. That's the ticket.

Freelanc3r · 26 Jan 2011 at 22:02

Smash their van windows.

For lulz

Deadbeat · 26 Jan 2011 at 22:08

Just continue to dose them with tea and hope they don't notice your wife/daughter/mother

Cosimo · 26 Jan 2011 at 22:12

j.col said:
I am a builder

So it's your fault.

Megahurtz400 · 26 Jan 2011 at 22:17

1. Kidnap their children
2. ??????????
3. PROFIT!

j.col · 27 Jan 2011 at 11:30

JBuk said:
sorry, can't understand your working class lingo

simulatorman said:
So it's your fault.

yes, always our fault.
i remember when an ex workmate of mine knocked down a wrong garden wall. that is why he is an ex workmate

it wasn't funny at the time, but now i can see the funny side

hope you guys understood

j.col · 27 Jan 2011 at 11:37

EvilDreams said:
they pushed my sky dish out of alignment and left a ladder there so I can't get any sky now because I can't realign the dish.

Is there some kind of pellets I can put down?

pardon my working class ignorance, but if there is a ladder there, why can't you use it yourself to realign the dish?
or just ask nicely, i am sure they don't bite,
are they working at your home or a neighbours?

i know a type of pellet especially for stuck up middle class twits, its called a goofball.

(i hope you can understand this)

simpletom · 27 Jan 2011 at 11:42

Go outside (that thing beyond your door).
Speak to them rudely about being working class.
Post pictures of your bruised face for us all all to see.
Stop snivelling.

beachBOYken · 27 Jan 2011 at 11:44

are they working on your house?