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Phate · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:28

If you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent
tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps
open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex

Wish me luck, I appear in court next Monday.

Freelanc3r · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:30

Good one BUDDY

Rizo-UK · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:31

Define "flaps" ?

Castiel · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:31

That'll teach you to take sex so casually. Be serious next time.

Castiel · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:32

Rizo-UK said:
Define "flaps" ?

Curtains made out of beef..... :eek:

PermaBanned · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:32

Meh, good joke but it has one flaw: it's never hot when you're camping

Grandmaster Fap! · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:32

RAPIST!

Participant · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:33

Superewza said:
Meh, good joke but it has one flaw: it's never hot when you're camping

That, and Phate's not 'into chicks'

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Rizo-UK · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:34

Superewza said:
Meh, good joke but it has one flaw: it's never hot when you're camping

Good point, last time I went camping in April we had ice inside the tent :eek:

Phate · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:34

Robbie G said:
That, and Phate's not 'into chicks' .

Uh-huh....

Morba · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:40

Robbie G said:
That, and Phate's not 'into chicks' .

That explains some things!

Morgoth · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:41

Why do I find rape jokes particularly amusing?

Mason- · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:42

Castiel said:
Curtains made out of beef.....

Mutton Flaps.

Deleted member 651465 · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:42

Worst "I'm a sexual predator" thread ever.

Rizo-UK · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:44

Morgoth said:
Why do I find rape jokes particularly amusing?

Because your a normal sex deprived member of the male race?

If not, I have no idea, I also like rape jokes haha

Marky · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:45

EVH said:
Worst "I'm a sexual predator" thread ever.

Pate · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:49

Marky said:

Guy in your picture looks like he is sucking a black dong.

Jussayin'

VFM Addict · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:49

Phate said:
If you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent
tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps
open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex

Wish me luck, I appear in court next Monday.

If you were "camping" she had every reason to think she was safe...

Phate · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:50

I do wonder how many people clocked this thread as a joke and how many people took it seriously

Django x2 · 2 Feb 2011 at 22:54

It's winter, why are you only posting this joke now

No no, wait, it's 2011, this joke came out in 2006.

Why are you only posting this joke now?

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