A '96 Jeep in dark blue or green would be a good shout - besides being tough they've aged very well and don't look out of place parked on a London city street, or axle-deep in snow in the countryside
Decent sized rubber-covered overriders, that are easily replaced and mounted on the chassis rails, means people who clip it or back into it will usually come off worse
Only frail bodywork bits are the bumper end caps, which are about £15 to replace if that, and easily removed for repair if need be.
Great cars, loved mine. 4.0's the one to have if you can live with 18-22mpg, the diesel's agricultural, slow and requires care and attention to live for long.
My favorite one:
I paid under £800 for that, with 8 months MOT and 3 months tax. Never needed anything in 10,000 miles barring an oil and trans fluid change. Oh, I lie actually, it did need one rear bulb. SHOCK.
Ace bit of kit. Most have (like the one above) central locking, cruise, air-con, ABS, PAS, electric windows, electric seats, electric mirrors, heated rear screen, transfer case system with various modes, leather and a few other bits and bobs.
Get a good one and they're great fun to drive as well, and extremely comfortable, even on the motorway. Good bit of grunt too from the 4.0
Superior to a Defender in every way