Daily easy laugh.

Ease · 7 Feb 2011 at 15:33

So having seen the success of 1000awesomethings.com I have decided that a less uplifting, and more comedic equivalent could find its own niche in the market.

This is a totally non-profit blog, with no advertising or any other uncool ventures. It's still just a fledgeling, and I'd really appreciate any comments or criticisms.

www.1000reasonstohavesex.wordpress.com

Many thanks!

Greenlizard0 · 7 Feb 2011 at 16:11

'Devil's Threeway'? Always used the term 'Spit Roast' myself. But hey....

Tonyator · 7 Feb 2011 at 16:35

Ease · 7 Feb 2011 at 16:37

Ha ha, well I guess Spit Roast is a more specific Devil's Threeway. The Devil's Threeway basically just means guy-girl-guy, whereas the Spit Roast specifies certain ...'orafices' and position...

Also, I was hoping that despite the nature of the content, this blog would be PG, but I'm not sure whether I've made it quite tame enough?

4T5 · 7 Feb 2011 at 16:40

I can't see one of the most important positions The Chase.
This is when you have to chase her round the sitting room floor on your knees clinging onto her hips as she screams & trys to crawl away from your backwards driving.

Cryptic post is cryptic.

+

Ease · 7 Feb 2011 at 16:43

Lol. Well these aren't so much positions as reasons, plus there's only meant to be one a day (or two), and it's not been going long so far.

simpletom · 7 Feb 2011 at 16:44

4T5 said:
I can't see one of the most important positions The Chase.
This is when you have to chase her round the sitting room floor on your knees clinging onto her hips as she screams & trys to crawl away from your backwards driving.

Isn't that called 'rape' in other parts of the country?

Tonyator · 7 Feb 2011 at 16:46

The most obvious next reason is Chloroform or Rohypnol.

4T5 · 7 Feb 2011 at 16:47

simpletom said:
Isn't that called 'rape' in other parts of the country?

And Surprise sex in other parts of the country.

CliffyBiro · 7 Feb 2011 at 16:49

Ease · 7 Feb 2011 at 16:53

Tonyator said:
The most obvious next reason is Chloroform or Rohypnol.

Methods, not reasons

Ease · 8 Feb 2011 at 12:37

#4 - Rebound. Up today

platinum87 · 8 Feb 2011 at 12:45

LOL

1 | Jeff
February 7, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Great article, personally, ive suggested a threesome only once. It didnt really work out very well one of them vomited all over me outside the club. I tried to sober her up and continue as planned, the other one began having second thoughts because of that.
I should feel bad I know.

gracefulease
February 7, 2011 at 5:04 pm
You shouldn’t feel bad! The girl that vomited on you should feel bad; she probably ruined your suit!

Ease · 9 Feb 2011 at 19:16

platinum87 said:
LOL

He he, y'all should feel free to cover the page with similar comments! I'd love to hear if any of you had applied any of the Reasons lately.

Doohickey · 9 Feb 2011 at 19:21

Tonyator said:
The most obvious next reason is Chloroform or Rohypnol.

I was going to suggest #5: Because she's unconscious

Ease · 10 Feb 2011 at 15:10

@Doohickey, it's on the list!

Reason 6 - Blackout is up! http://1000reasonstohavesex.wordpress.com/2011/02/10/6-blackout/

SiriusB · 10 Feb 2011 at 15:22

#7: Bragging rights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Ease · 13 Feb 2011 at 13:55

Good shout SiriusB, I definitely intend to include that awesome video by Saturday Night Live at some point.

Also, up to number 8 now!

http://1000reasonstohavesex.wordpress.com/2011/02/13/to-join-the-mile-high-club/

StoutMeister · 13 Feb 2011 at 13:58

Tonyator said:
The most obvious next reason is Chloroform or Rohypnol.

Works like a charm...

Ease · 15 Feb 2011 at 09:12

StoutMeister said:
Works like a charm...

Bad man!

I really appreciate the amount of views I've had from Overclockers over the last week-ish! I'd still love to hear more comments/criticisms.

Oh yeah, and up to number 10 now! http://1000reasonstohavesex.wordpress.com/2011/02/15/10-natural-competition/ Wooot!