i can only get a Tech9 in 5minshook me up?
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Take a hand axe out with you? That's what my dad did, never saw the guy again.
hah, well i'm not sure i want to axe someone for taking down a for sale sign
Damn chavs!
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hah, well i'm not sure i want to axe someone for taking down a for sale sign
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hah, well i'm not sure i want to axe someone for taking down a for sale sign
Oh he didn't attack him. The offensive neighbour came knocking at the door, my Dad answered with an awe in his hand, not saying a word and just stared at him with angry eyes.
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Whoooosh!
Take a hand axe out with you? That's what my dad did, never saw the guy again.
I chased a group of scrotes down the road with a baseball bat in my hands years ago. For some reason there was one near the front door and I saw red and grabbed it after a group of them walked past, one turned and spat on the living room window when me and my girlfriend were having dinner next to it.
A couple days later I had the wing mirrors smashed off my car outside the house.. Luckily I live in a nicer area now!
you should have stored one of your moistened stools ready for such an occasion. Roll it up in bog roll soaked in some accelerant, set a light to it and then hurled it at them, with a warcry of smell that and know what / who you are...... then possinly followed up with some urine filled waterbombs or a few rounds of urine from a supersoaker.
If they come back you would then have to up your game by hurling fireworks at them that you have added some faeces payload to.
If they come back you would then have to up your game by hurling fireworks at them that you have added some faeces payload to.
I like your thinking. If ever move to an area bad enough, I'm doing this!
I know horrible isn't it, this country has been lovely for years even now under the tories we hoped things would stay on top form 
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I've said it once, i'll saying it again. A Culling be needed
Indeedy.
Just outside of canterbury, it is a lovely estate but sometimes morons walk through from the income support buildings further away
Uni students the most likely. Probably come over from Hales Place or Wincheap
Shall I round up the posse?
You can do that closer to home. In the Czech Republic you're allowed to shoot anyone if they pose a threat to you or your property no matter if they're armed or not. My friend told me a story that was in the paper a little while back of a jeweller whose shop got robbed, as the thief was running away the jeweller pulled out his gun and shot the theif in the back, he got off scott freeSame. It's a shame we're not in America, you could shoot the *****s.
