Went to a gay club tonight...

I once went to a gay bar. Was quite funny.

My best mate from about 5 years old had a big brother, 12 years older and he was always that bigger brother you didn't want to mess with as he looked quite scary.

Anyway, ran into him in this bar who I asked if he was here for the lesbians like I was. He said no, he was there for the man sausage :eek:

Was absolute shock. Would never have thought he was gay.

My best mate didn't tell any of our friends as he was too embarrased. I was sworn to secrecy :p
 
I always knew you were a secret Nazi
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Looks kind of suspicious doesnt it :eek:
 
Ive been to a few gay events before. I agree about the seediness which can sometimes plague them, plsu ive been followed to the toilets a few times. Best thing to do is take it as a compliment! And next time you decide to chat up a girl, put yourself in her shoes for a minute.
 
I'm so sorry you had to experience it :(

You telling me now? Not as bad as legends or what that **** tip is called. The one with the club in the basement with the pictures of naked men on the way down.

Lots of straight woman there funnily enough, but NEVER again, especially with what happened in the toilets. : (((((((
 
I've been to loads. Both "small" and "big". I've been to gay pubs, gay clubs and gay bars.

I'm as straight as an arrow.

Not once have I ever felt uncomfortable.

OP is homophobic.
 
You telling me now? Not as bad as legends or what that **** tip is called. The one with the club in the basement with the pictures of naked men on the way down.

Lots of straight woman there funnily enough, but NEVER again, especially with what happened in the toilets. : (((((((

Revenge actually makes me feel sick.
 
Nope. I had an old man be very persistent, and he did grab my arse once, but that was it. A simple "I'm straight" made him go elsewhere.
 
OP is homophobic.

Yes, I really have a 'fear' of homosexual people........

Went to club (didn't know it was gay), surrounded by the Village people trying to feel me up (seriously, it was dress up night), took me by surprise as I didn't initially know it was a gay club. Crap music too. The end, never again. Simple enough for you?
 
Yes, I really have a 'fear' of homosexual people........

Went to club (didn't know it was gay), surrounded by the Village people trying to feel me up (seriously, it was dress up night), took me by surprise as I didn't initially know it was a gay club. Crap music too. The end, never again. Simple enough for you?

a phobia isn't just that you're afraid of something, you homophobe you!

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