The wife and housework

Cambofrog · 10 Feb 2011 at 20:56

Interesting to hear the conversation between two sex Gods

gropingmantis · 10 Feb 2011 at 20:59

Rizo-UK said:
Nah, not housework but how she doesnt feel well or has a headache

Solution - take her some paracetamol and a glass of water and give it to her before you ask for sex lol, if she says "whats that for?" just say its for your headache... if the answer is "i dont have a headache" then your gonna have sex

Cover your manhood with crushed paracetamol then everyone's a winner.

doofer · 10 Feb 2011 at 20:59

Cambofrog said:
Interesting to hear the conversation between two sex Gods

Leg ends in their own minds.

wildman · 10 Feb 2011 at 21:05

my gf knows its bad manners to talk when ones mouth is full........ :eek:

Magic_x_uk · 10 Feb 2011 at 21:07

wildman said:
my gf knows its bad manners to talk when ones mouth is full........

This is true!

No1newts · 10 Feb 2011 at 21:30

Unlucky OP.

My lass just spends all the time not having sex whining about housework

it's the only way to shut her up

feel somewhat aggreived as well as I help out quite a bit round the house, certainly a lot more than I intended to when we moved in

Deadbeat · 10 Feb 2011 at 21:36

GordyR said:
(she is also capable of multiples as I showed her )

Few girls aren't, right? I've not met many who weren't able to hit 3 or 4 pretty easy, once you know your way around - obviously different motions for different oceans

Gaygle · 10 Feb 2011 at 21:51

God, i've just seen Gordy's gf. :eek:

boratverynice.jpg

GordyR · 10 Feb 2011 at 21:54

Deadbeat said:
Few girls aren't, right? I've not met many who weren't able to hit 3 or 4 pretty easy, once you know your way around - obviously different motions for different oceans

No I don't mean another seperate orgasm after another... thats normal.... I mean actual multiple orgasms where they have a stream of orgasms all together... Almost like a 5-10 minute long orgasm.

To liken it to man terms... It would be like starting to shoot your load again the second you have finished, over and over.

Women have all the luck

SexyGreyFox · 10 Feb 2011 at 21:54

Cambofrog said:
Interesting to hear the conversation between two sex Gods

When they can get to my age and still get it every day (except Thursday but twice on Sunday) then they will be a Sex God.

GordyR · 10 Feb 2011 at 21:54

Gaygle said:
God, i've just seen Gordy's gf.

boratverynice.jpg

She's very special

GordyR · 10 Feb 2011 at 21:55

dmpoole said:
When they can get to my age and still get it every day (except Thursday) then they will be a Sex God.

I'll take you up on that challenge dmpoole.

Good to see you anyway.

EDIT: Whats wrong with Thursdays?

Yas786 · 10 Feb 2011 at 22:03

GordyR said:
I'll take you up on that challenge dmpoole.

Good to see you anyway.

EDIT: Whats wrong with Thursdays?

Probably the day of rest for the old fella

Hmmm methinks tommorrow im out with the lads and fancy getting some poontang as all this talk about sex is making me miss it :/....failing that i could always just pop round the ex fiancee's place and say that i left some of my clothes around...not that i have

.....hmmmm we havent had a proper 'goodbye' sex as it was

.

GordyR · 10 Feb 2011 at 22:06

Spawn said:
Probably the day of rest for the old fella

Hmmm methinks tommorrow im out with the lads and fancy getting some poontang as all this talk about sex is making me miss it :/....failing that i could always just pop round the ex fiancee's place and say that i left some of my clothes around...not that i have.....hmmmm we havent had a proper 'goodbye' sex as it was.

This my friend... Is why men so often fail to fully break up with women... The lure of the 'Pink Taco' is a strong one.

After you've done the deed you'll be all.... 'DOH' as you kind of have to break up all over again. That being said... I've never been able to resist the lure either. :mad:

SexyGreyFox · 10 Feb 2011 at 22:11

GordyR said:
EDIT: Whats wrong with Thursdays?

She goes out with her mates and I'm not the type to take advantage when she comes in at midnight.
I might go missing from the forums in a minute

GordyR · 10 Feb 2011 at 22:12

dmpoole said:
She goes out with her mates and I'm not the type to take advantage when she comes in at midnight.
I might go missing from the forums in a minute

Thats not taking advantage its just good manners

Cambofrog · 10 Feb 2011 at 22:14

dmpoole said:
When they can get to my age and still get it every day (except Thursday but twice on Sunday) then they will be a Sex God.

I'm with you mate

wnb · 10 Feb 2011 at 22:37

Getting married having kids, work studying for a degree last thing on her mind is having sex

I used to have it loads but now I'm a pale shadow of my former self. Once maybe twice a month if I am lucky. Twice so far this year.

[FnG]magnolia · 10 Feb 2011 at 22:43

Twice this year? :eek:

GordyR · 10 Feb 2011 at 22:44

wnb said:
Getting married having kids, work studying for a degree last thing on her mind is having sex I used to have it loads but now I'm a pale shadow of my former self. Once maybe twice a month if I am lucky. Twice so far this year.

Ouch... I feel for you mate. You need to talk to her... in a very diplomatic way.

What women don't often realise is that a mean needs sex to feel loved and wanted. When its taken away he can feel completely useless and un-needed. If you can help her to realise that then maybe she will be understanding and see to your needs.

Either way, she needs to know you aren't happy with the situation.... BUT.... Be very clear that you understand why she is finding it difficult getting in the mood, because she is working so hard with the kids/housework etc.

Perhaps ask her what you can do to help her?

EDIT: But for gods sake don't just make it a "wham bham thank you ma'am" jobbie! Make it passionate and electric, focus on her needs and perhaps she'll remember what she's been missing. Good luck!