HELP! ME! (VALENTIME POEM) PLZZZZ

Probably get some kind of infraction for these but meh;

'Roses are red, violets are blue, when will, get to knob you?

'Will you be my valentine or do I have to beg, everytime I think of you I grow an extra leg!'
 
Pestilence said:
One, two, three,
I love you and you love me,
Four, five, six,
You know you're always my first pick,
Seven, eight, nine,
Let's open up that special wine and,
Ten, eleven, twelve,
I'll smack the living **** out of you, you whore.
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I laughed so hard at my desk you have no idea hahaha
 
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:D
 
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Which is a very hard word to rhyme
And makes me happy that on February the 14th we don't traditionally have to give each other oranges.
 
I'll always remember the touch of your hand,
Clasped together, united,
As we strolled 'cross the sand.

Our years spent together are to me just like shade,
In a sun-swept desert,
May our love never fade.

Yet I still hearken back to the day we first met,
Pounding heart, set to race,
When I first saw your face.

And thought,
"What the **** is that all about?"
 
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