where do wild birds go to die?

[[FnG]magnolia]

Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

[DirtyJester]

Why do birds suddenly appear?

...everytime you are near

 

[DirtyJester]

Cloud Cuckoo Land.

LOL

 

[~>Dg<~]

 

[Cosimo]

Where do flies go at night time?

To bed.

 

[Podmonkey]

Big bird collects them up in his big bag of bird bodies. He is creating an undead bird army.... sooon it will be time.....

 

[Murray]

Let me guess, it's something completely retarded which anyone with half a brain could have thought of a logical reason for his question in about 5 minutes.

Spot on!

 

[Overslop]

Countryside and/or picked up by scavengers.

Thats my takeaway

Fixed.

 

[Haly]

Big bird collects them up in his big bag of bird bodies. He is creating an undead bird army.... sooon it will be time.....

LOL

 

[2StepSteve]

They are a Big Mac to a fox.

 

[Efour]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ackbirds-fall-Arkansas-sky-New-Years-Eve.html


where is your god now ????

 

[Abraham]

Now you've thought about it, be prepared to start noticing them, if you're in a city obviously pidgeons will be most prevalent.

Since remarking once "why do you never see a dead pidgeon lying around?" I now see them all the time. I see dead pidgeons.

 

[Craig1981]

Their collected by the Dead Bird Gnomes. Its all part of the master plan.

1. Collect dead birds
2. ????????
3. Profit

 

[Cosimo]

Big bird collects them up in his big bag of bird bodies. He is creating an undead bird army.... sooon it will be time.....

 

[koolpc]

McDonalds have a special force that scour the country for dead birds / animals and they then make Big Macs etc out of them!

 

[Craig1981]

McDonalds have a special force that scour the country for dead birds / animals and they then make Big Macs etc out of them!

OMG! Dont be so stupid!

Big Macs are made of beef! The dead birds are made into McNuggets!

 

[edscdk]

lots of land + low average bird density compared to area of land + corpses get eaten in a few days + a sick bird will likley land and be sat in a bush / tree + your inside most of the time + even when outside you dont cover much land to notice the corpses + birds are generally small = you dont see many dead birds.. (did I forget anything?)

 

[Metalface Mark]

There was a thing on Radio 5 yesterday with Richard Bacon how almost no animals in the wild die of old age.

 

[Abraham]

There was a thing on Radio 5 yesterday with Richard Bacon how almost no animals in the wild die of old age.

Because as they get close, and start getting ill/slowing down, they're more easily caught.

 

[mrk]

Have you guys heard? About the word?