Dev 1 - Oh hey guys, we gots to sell our new game Dragon Age 2, any ideas on how to make it sell loads?
Dev 2 - Oh, I know, how about completely dumbing down the combat to a basic hack n slash so console gamers will love it? *By console gamers, ofc we also mean all the people that play games on the PC, but cant even spot a lousy console port when they see a blatant one right in front of them. Lets also completely remove the top down camera view so PC gamers cant play with a strategic view of the combat anymore. We will have to remove friendly fire too though because it will be completely rubbish without the top down camera angle. Lets just leave it on nightmare though cos it will be completely lulz with the third person camera angle.
Dev 3 - Oh, heres another idea, lets give the game an early pre order signature edition so loads of fans order it right away. Then when the offer for that is over, lets announce exclusive pre order items. But this time, lets have like LOTS AND LOTS of exclusive pre order items so all the fans will go crazy for wanting all that useless ingame stuff and place loads of preorders.
Dev 4 - Hey, and dont forget to ask EA to bribe PC gamer into giving the game a 9 star review, and lets pay them a bit extra to write that DA2 has the best combat ever seen in an RPG. That will surely get us lots more pre orders.
Dev 1 - Wow, ok lets try all of those mostly rubbish ideas out and massively troll the gaming community with all the crap you guys just suggested! Roffle, this will be fun!