Don't like pancakes.
You sir are the first person I've ever heard that's said something like this.
Anyone got any recipes for a moron-proof American thick pancakes?
200g self raising flour
1tsp baking powder
1 egg
300ml milk
knob of butter to fry them in
Mix ingredients and fry in butter (I set my stove to about 80% heat) a small cup/ladle at a time. You'll notice the batter starts to solidify and small holes start to appear, that's when they're ready to turn over.
If you want to add blueberries, drop them onto the uncooked side once the pancakes are in the pan.
1 Mug Self Raising Flour
1 Mug Milk
1 Egg