All change at Morrisons

It's interesting: shop at Morrison's, Asda and Aldi and people get in your way because they are too thick to notice; shop at M&S and Waitrose and people get in your way because they are too up their own behinds to notice.

.... and in Tesco they can knock you down because they are too busy running around looking for offers and in Sainsbury it's like doing a slalom as the OAPS are riveted to the spot.
 
I've shopped at Morrisons a few times and without doubt the food was some of the worst quality of all of the big supermarkets, except the fresh bread we bought. The fresh bread was fantastic.
 
Dear Morrisons,

Could you please stop putting your patronising and badly dubbed adverts involving a pedophile grooming some children whilst telling them about his 'meat' on television.

Kthxbye.
 
Waitrose is BS for decent biscuits. Just WTF is up with their Custard Creams? Only Lidl sells the best CCs (yes, I did once go and buy all the Custard creams from each supermarket to taste which was better!).

Also they're filled with old people who:
A) Can't park properly.
B) Can't shop speedily.

Although that could be Gosport as it's mainly old people here :p

Can you give me back my Safeway please it was much nicer.

True story, when I was younger and we went visiting relatives and so on we'd drive past Safeway stores and not knowing what one was back then I always though it was there to show drivers the safe way to their destination.

How I laughed and called myself names years down the line :p
 
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biggest issue for me with morrisons is that it's backwards to all other supermarkets.

veg Alcohol crap home meat dairy you make me go to the back of the shop for a pintof milk then all the way to the otherside for bread. then i have to get past the beer withou buying any!

not fair!
 
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