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Kavalree

Kavalree

Kavalree

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As a huge fan of the Olympics, I'm dreading 2012.

Poland are looking good and, with the home advantage, they're gonna be tough to beat...
 
Move out of your mummy's house, then comment on social segregation issues. Failing that, at least grow up to the point where you reaise it's ridiculous for you to still be living with your mum.
 
Ban seriously just ban that moron, this has got to stop.

Here's a good joke.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"ja"
 
digipeep said:
Ban seriously just ban that moron, this has got to stop.

Here's a good joke.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"ja"
Click to expand...

Drunk chuckles :confused:
 
Jaffa_Far said:
As a huge fan of the Olympics, I'm dreading 2012.

Poland are looking good and, with the home advantage, they're gonna be tough to beat...
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Poland first participated at the Olympic Games in 1924, and has sent athletes to compete in every Summer Olympic Games since then, except for the 1984 Games, when they participated in the Soviet-led boycott of the 1984 Summer Olympics. Poland has also participated in every Winter Olympic Games.

Polish athletes have won a total of 275 medals, with athletics the most successful sport.

The Polish Olympic Committee was created in 1918 and recognized in 1919.

Poland participated at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. With 6 medals won, this was the most successful winter Olympics for Poland in history.
 
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympic stadium, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing".
 
digipeep said:
Ban seriously just ban that moron, this has got to stop.

Here's a good joke.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"ja"
Click to expand...


Don't get it :( :confused:
 
simulatorman said:
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympic stadium, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing".
Click to expand...

:D:D
 
simulatorman said:
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympic stadium, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing".
Click to expand...

:p :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Smiles!
 
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