Joke time

simulatorman said:
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympic stadium, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing".
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I did chortle
 
digipeep said:
Ban seriously just ban that moron, this has got to stop.

Here's a good joke.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"ja"
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That sir, is a good joke :)
 
digipeep said:
Ban seriously just ban that moron, this has got to stop.

Here's a good joke.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"ja"
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Saw this facebook the other day. Ummm... 4/10.
 
I don't get OP's joke.

Was it a joke or a slight against the number of Polish builders in the Capital?


Eitherway I didn't laugh

Did laugh at the 100m tickets though hehe
 
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