Condoms are now security boxed

Weight gain is very common on the pill so I'm guessing any effect will be higher than the condom splitting :p


Edit: I never managed to split one so dunno what people do to them

Rough going with indifferent girls, I guess. Spermicidal condoms are less prone to breaking for this reason, in case you needed another reason to choose em ;)
 
Strawberry ones are better, well my fiance saids so :D

the Durex tingle is pretty good, but leaves a wierd sensation.

flavoured condoms fail. Why would you want to wear one for that? And yes I fell into that trap of "yeah she'll be more up for it", but it was rubbish.

+1 to everyone who said cheap net condoms are the way. I got a 100 pack of skins from lovehoney for £10 and we're just nearing the end of them (email says we bought them in june). Now that's solid value.

Best "I have sex every third day on average" post ever!
 
When I was single I have to admit that I didn't use condoms anywhere often as I should have done... I consider myself very lucky that I never caught anything and never ended up with a little GordyR running around.

Thankfully I have very good control naturally and would never....ummm... finish up inside so to speak.

Anyway... The reason they are being 'safer cased' now is down to the increase in pressure on supermarkets to increase profit margins. This has resulted in a severe tightening of all profit & loss controls, in particular 'shrinkage' which is unknown stock loss. You're average Tesco store with £1 million a week in turnover will actually be budgeted to lose approximately £5-6k per week through theft. Though this year many have seriously struggled to meet that target. Obviously one of the ways in which supermarkets try to reach these targets is by improving product protection on any high value items. Particularly ones which are easy to steal such as condoms.
 
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Rejoice OP, come to my store. You can buy as many as you like without fear as we don't security box ours!

I've only bought proper branded condoms since, it's not worth the risk. Plus you can get a size that actually fits, I know I'm not the only one who finds Durex Ribbed painful to wear, it's like strangling a snake, yet Durex Ultra, which is suppose to be the same size is fine. :confused:

Ribbed for HER pleasure, not yours :p
 
Rejoice OP, come to my store. You can buy as many as you like without fear as we don't security box ours!



Ribbed for HER pleasure, not yours :p

Haha, ribbed is just horrible, they are extremely tight. I was quiet concerned about my member falling off from asphyxiation.

Maybe they imported them from india or something. :confused:
 
its when you go to the till with flowers, wine, pizza and condoms you know you're the man :cool:

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none of these side effects happen with condoms, so "If you're in a relationship with a 'clean' girl" why would you want to risk all of the above?

For the FEEL ;)

Obviously one of the ways in which supermarkets try to reach these targets is by improving product protection on any high value items. Particularly ones which are easy to steal such as condoms.

I thought it was an acknowledgement that a normally civil and law-abiding man will do just about anything to get some? :p
 
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Ribbed etc are just marketing gimmicks imo, my ex couldn't tell the difference

Rypt inserts himself.
Her: Is it in yet?
Rypt pulls out and puts on special ribbed condom for extra sexy fun time and extra width then re inserts.
Her: Is it in yet?

;)
 
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