A pooched egg just blinded

gizmoy2k · 15 Apr 2011 at 11:51

Try not to rub it, dont want to eggsacerbate the situation

fidget said:
you really can't have un oeuf of them

well played sir!!

K1LLSW1TCH · 15 Apr 2011 at 11:55

Saundie · 15 Apr 2011 at 11:58

They say that beauty is in the eye of the poocher.

DJMK4 · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:04

This thread is more yellow than yoke

Anyone??

gillywibble · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:08

But OP, Vi Tell Us?

Cosimo · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:08

This thread is eggtraordinary.

DJMK4 · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:13

simulatorman said:
This thread is eggtraordinary.

What an eggsclusive pun

mattyg · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:19

Craig1981 said:
Its only an eye. The gods saw fit to give him a spare!

Erm and fingers for typing.

I tried typing with my eyes once but it was eggtremely hard

Greebo · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:20

mattyg said:
Erm and fingers for typing.

I tried typing with my eyes once but it was eggtremely hard

That's cause you left it longer than 3 minutes....

Mr.Pink · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:32

A pooched egg just blinded me

..and the soldiers have taken up a position just below my left nostril.

-Ad- · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:36

Don't the Polski's have eggs to practise on?

V4NT0M · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:37

lol, pooched.

Craig1981 · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:47

Mr.Pink said:
..and the soldiers have taken up a position just below my left nostril.

Mmmm!!! Soft boiled egg and toastie soldiers!

*stomach growls* Time for lunch I think!

gizmoy2k · 15 Apr 2011 at 12:51

C'mon guys enoeuf is enoeuf, he could be hurt, i hope he all-whites

whatalegend123 · 18 Apr 2011 at 09:52

Mat said:
King egg.

is it just me or does the bloke in this video absolutely crack you up

richb93 · 18 Apr 2011 at 10:48

K1LLSW1TCH said:

That's fantastic

V4NT0M · 18 Apr 2011 at 11:02

lmao, chef excellence.