Kids and footballs in the street

Grab a fresh cup of coffee and use the Bill Lumbergh approach to get them away from your drive...
 
realscot said:
I was expecting arrogant trolls like you to come in, after all this is GD on OCUK Forums.
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I think you need to educate yourself on the definitions of "troll" and "arrogant".

Hint, some one disagreeing with you isn't trolling.
 
Ask them ~politely~, if that doesn't work you should kidnap them, kill them, mince them up and make a Chilli out of them.
 
Sprint outside and play with them, sliding tackles the lot get possession and boot the ball away for miles. Run around with your top over your face screaming once you've achieved this and don't let whatever they say get you down/stop you.

Then keep doing it.

Tell us the result?
 
Just set your car alarm off remotely, doubt they will hang around. Repeat until they get the message.
 
I can sympathise with this as last week a little dent appeared on the wing of my car randomly when It was parked on the road where kids were playing. Not saying the kids did it but pretty anoying.

I would find out where they live and just write a nice but stern letter to the parents.
 
Hide behind one of the cars with a large kitchen knife, when the ball comes near enough for you to grab it get it and just go psycho on the thing while shouting out all kinds of insults. When it looks like crap throw it away from the kids and just stare at them, knife In hand, with a crazy smile on your face. Have a camera phone ready to take a picture of there faces and upload it here so we can all laugh. If they know what's good for them they'll never return, and everytime you happen to walk past one of them they'll be ******** themselves!

Works every time.
 
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