URGENT! Friend stuck in London, can't get in contact....

[shine]

They are in Essex though so it's probably about right.

 

[bloodiedathame]

Tx 4 th lulz

 

[Megahurtz400]

Why would you even think of ringing the Police?? They aren't a taxi service!

Are some people really so incabaple of sorting out simple propbelms themselves?

For reference:

Police: Been robbed/raped/burgled/danger of death
Ambulance: danger of death
Fire: House/car/you on fire

NOT

Police: Mate lost train ticket - can you search London for him pick him up and bring him home via a Mc'ds Drive Thru'
Ambulance: Splinter in finger, touch of flu, how long to cook a turkey for.
Fire: Window cleaning

This had me in complete stitches!

I was just going to let them know incase there's a stabbing or something

And Colchester is North Essex i'll have you know, the posh part, basically Suffolk!

Which when I think about isnt much better, ballarks!

 

[Sickboy]

‘URGENT! Friend stuck in London, can't get in contact....with the people who said they were going to buy his kidney.

Would have been a classic.

And now I’m imagining Colchester’s No swearing please and star them fully out if you do.[/COLOR] answer to the rain man walking around oxford circus counting the change in peoples pockets, as OP Tom Cruise phones the peelers in a panicked state to report a missing train ticket.

You boys ever thought about trying seroxat?

 

[J-FRO]

did you not think that you might not have been able to ring him because he was on the underground?

Phones don't work on the underground. n00bz0r...

 

[bsoltan]

he gets quite anxious so is probably freaking out!

You sure you weren't talking about yourself?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

OP, unless this is your friend you should be very, very embarrassed :

 

[Dunks]

You know when you think GD can't get any more pathetic and then it goes ahead and does it anyway?

I don't even know anymore.

This.

 

[Nix]

*Slow claps*

 

[ntg]

This had me in complete stitches!

I was just going to let them know incase there's a stabbing or something

And Colchester is North Essex i'll have you know, the posh part, basically Suffolk!

Which when I think about isnt much better, ballarks!

Stabbed because he doesn't have a train ticket to get back home??

Ticket Inspector: Hello sir, can I see your ticket please?
OPs friend: ermm..I lost it
Ticket Inspector: shank shank shank

 

[Overslop]

5* Thread, many thanks OP!

 

[Doohickey]

Unbelievable Jeff

 

[Van Hellseek]

OP, unless this is your friend you should be very, very embarrassed :

"What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes."

 

[Twentyone]

I'm lost for words.

 

[Raumarik]

Summon the Rhohirrim! light the beacons! Let the sons of Gondor come to the aid of Megahurtz400's friend from Colchester!

By my hairy ring, we shall find him.

 

[Van Hellseek]

Summon the Rhohirrim! light the beacons! Let the sons of Gondor come to the aid of Megahurtz400's friend from Colchester!

By my hairy ring, we shall find him.

And my pooched egg.

 

[badcompany]

lol kids today!

next time get his mum to go with him?

 

[uknowist]

Problem sorted guys, finally got through to him and he's on a train to Colch atm.

Was freaking out a bit because I know what he'd be like, its also his first time in London by himself.

Cheers for the tips, and the lols

It was luck it was all sorted within 11 minutes, 15 miinutes or more I would have assumed he was dead

 

[badcompany]

its also his first time in London by himself.
)

Oh noe LOndoN how scary !

 

[Overslop]

To be fair, I found it a bit overbearing when I was four.