Neighbours cats are obsessed with our place

[Murray]

 

[Phate]

Never be afraid to dream a little bigger darling....

 

[BunnyKillBot]

Guys this image one up man ship could probably go on for a rather long time. Can we skip it to the end, a picture of the death star or something

 

[998cc]

Can we skip it to the end, a picture of the death star or something

Awaits photo of your mrs...

 

[Craig1981]

Burn your house down. The smoke and ash will definetely put them off.

 

["andy"]

Put the cats in the car drive 20-30 miles and drop them out, and say good bye.

yea because thats real nice. hope someone messes with your kids pets one day




just make loud noises or let them see the dogs , they wont be back. they will probably stop coming when they know your not going to feed them anyway

 

[Lydzor]

We have this problem too. We have our own cat which stays strictly in our garden (fairly shy) but a neighbour's cat comes in to our garden and intimidates ours now and again. Spraying it with water and scaring it away only seems to work until the next time.

 

[wannabedamned]

Growl at them. Seriously, I growl at my cats all the time and they run off terrified. Its funny, If not a little cruel

 

[CrixxzeH]

:O

 

["andy"]

you could lend my monster cat . since we 'rescued' him we havent seen another cat anywhere near the house , even the cat that has always lived here keep out the garden

 

[JBuk]

Put cat food in a blender, cat climbs into blender, switch blender on

problem solved and nice meal for dogs

 

[Garido]

We've had to odd cat actually enter the house and either steal our cats water or food. More disappointed in my cat not defending it's territory and being so submissive.

 

[Duke]

Best to be sure.

 

[Nitefly]

 

[Craig1981]

For cat owners that want to keep other cats out, my grandparents had a cat flap that only opened in response to a sensor. The sensor was on their cats collar, so no other cat could get in.

 

[THMRK]

Your neighbours are probably breaking into your house when you're sleeping and/or away and hiding catnip.

 

[mattyfez]

Whatever method the cat dislikes, popular methods include swinging stick until the end hits cats head or making a stabbing motion with stick until the point enters stomach area or butthole if you want to

The airsoft minigun is more effective, however if cost is a concern, and your not facing wave after wave of cats, I would suggest, as an economical happy medium, a long pointy stick, possibly covered in bbq lighting gel. Either that, or some kind of catapult, with a napalm payload. small lumps of wire wool dipped in said gel should do the job nicely.

 

[Brookert]

this, they HATE water and will never come back to my garden again after ive super soakered them.

 

[BunnyKillBot]

this, they HATE water and will never come back to my garden again after ive super soakered them.

Not all cats hate being squirted with water. Ours just looks at you like 'What the hell' and carries on.

 

[cheets64]

The trick with nuisance cats is to scare them whenever you see them, make a loud shocking noise and stamp your feet whevever they come near your house. Gradually they will stay away. Also throwing water on them once or twice will make them run a mile. Don't hurt the cats, but don't be afraid to be a little mean to them, otherwise cats really will take the ****.

this does not work, we have been doing that for years and they still come in, probably because we are the only ones that have grass/soil and keep the garden nice and DONT HAVE CATS

They dont **** on there own doorstep so to speak.