How on earth do I get out of this.....

Jumblejug · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:05

pingwing said:
Tell your wife that its stupid she invited her mother along without talking to you.

Then demand anal

Almost this, but don't demand it, just help yourself to it

robgmun · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:09

And during the act just say "i deserve this"

antijoke · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:09

Buy a bottle of "Scorpian" vodka, take the "Scorpian" out the bottle, put it in the tent, declare the area a "Scorpian" invested area and return home.

arknor · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:11

maybe you could grow a backbone

declare the area a "Scorpian" invested area and return home.

are they "banker scorpian"

AeoNGriM · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:12

Sorry, I thought he was gonna say chicken-**** outfit

I'd put the foot down. This was supposed to be a family holiday and she's invited your mother-in-law? Tell the wife you're inviting your dad/brother/best mate since clearly she's going to be spending most of her time looking after her mum.

Cosimo · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:14

anticonscience said:
Buy a bottle of "Scorpian" vodka, take the "Scorpian" out the bottle, put it in the tent, declare the area a "Scorpian" invested area and return home.

Better still just keep feeding the vodka to mother-in-law.

Tefal · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:14

Just how fond are you of your ankles?

BenjiSayers · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:15

Fight fire with fire and take your mother?

[TW]Sponge · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:17

BenjiSayers said:
Fight fire with fire and take your mother?

Genius this! Do it. Nothing better than Mother wars.

metbandit1 · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:20

kill the mother in law and leave her in the middle of nowhere

Craig1981 · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:20

I recommend taking off and nuking your mother in law from Orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Or "accidently" set fire to the tent. Either way is fine.

Tefal · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:21

BenjiSayers said:
Fight fire with fire and take your mother?

Better yet take a randy hobo and claim he's your real father.

kalvindeane · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:22

vonhelmet said:
Threesome?

Ew. Do them both sure, but not in one go.

Semple · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:28

Invite your brother/friend/cousin/neighbour/the postman.

bloodiedathame · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:34

Have a DIY 'accident' and hospitalise yourself.

Tich · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:35

Go. Subtely make your wife know how uncomfortable you are with the idea but show yourself making an effort with her mother. This will earn you majour points.

Use those points towards a new graphics card / sexual favours.

Cosimo · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:37

Semple said:
Invite your brother/friend/cousin/neighbour/the postman.

He hasn’t booked the communal yurt.

antijoke · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:38

It's times like this you have to face the question everyman faces at least once in their lifetime:

Palm or Pussy?

The decision you make will mean you have one or the other for possibly a long period of time.

dekez · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:43

Tich said:
Go. Subtely make your wife know how uncomfortable you are with the idea but show yourself making an effort with her mother. This will earn you majour points.

Use those points towards a new graphics card / sexual favours.

This is a good plan, I would word it something along the lines of - "I'm dissapointed you invited your mother as I was really looking forward to spending time with just you and the kids"

It's only for a few nights, not worth a couple weeks of the silent treatment

OriginalJonty · 27 Apr 2011 at 14:46

dekez said:
This is a good plan, I would word it something along the lines of - "I'm dissapointed you invited your mother as I was really looking forward to spending time with just you and the kids"

It's only for a few nights, not worth a couple weeks of the silent treatment

Watch out though. Women are fickle things. She could say:

"So you don't like my mother?!"

And then silent treatment. To beat them you must think like them.