Why do poor people love vicious dog breeds so much

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Like a piranah with fur now!
 
Protip: That's all dogs. From bears to rats. Unless you support the inbreeding of animals for purely aesthetic purposes and show rings that causes all manner of health issues?

What are labrador RETREIVERS bred to maul? They were bred to retrieve dead birds. Pit bulls were bred to literally maul bulls for entertainment.
 
Why do poor people carry and love guns so much? It happens in every country. It can't be simply cultural because the phenomenon happens in every country in the world.

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Am I doing this right kwerk?
 
Why do poor people carry and love guns so much? It happens in every country. It can't be simply cultural because the phenomenon happens in every country in the world.

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Am I doing this right kwerk?

Where did you get kwerk's picture!!!:eek::eek:
 
What are labrador RETREIVERS bred to maul? They were bred to retrieve dead birds. Pit bulls were bred to literally maul bulls for entertainment.

A lot of dogs where bred to maul animals for entertainment. And before that they were bred to maul men in the heat of battle. Where do you think Mastiffs descend from? Mastiffs and all breeds bred from them are the original dogs of war. All dogs know how to maul. It's instinct.

Retrievers are bred for their nose but they are trained to be soft mouthed. Untrained they'll maul wild fowl like any other dog. My Grandad used to have retrievers as he liked to shoot. Myself I used to use whippets for hare coursing. Because despite being bred for their sight, they can still maul and break a rabbits neck and kill it quicker than an idiot who can't shoot straight. Give any dog a toy and they'll shake the **** out of it. Maul it. That's how they break their preys neck. All dogs do it. From the biggest mastiffs to the littlest puppies.
 
I used to keep german pointers as hunting dogs, good all rounders. But retieving isnt their strongest point as they can be hard mouthed. This is due to the way they were originally bred/trained. In germany theyre used to hunt large animals such as boar while still being versatile enough to deal with game birds. We always had to let the springer spaniels or labs do the retrieving.
 
I could never get into shooting game with my Grandad because I didn't get much entertainment out of it. And aside from chicken and turkey I'm not much of a bird eater. I preferred going to a farmer that had a rabbit problem and letting my three whippets loose in a field. The difficult bit was getting to the field un-noticed by the rabbits (often involving a trek across country to the problem field) and not having the dogs bark when they saw rabbits and spook them. Which I eventually got them to do. Also getting them to work together took a lot of visits to a lot of fields and a lot of rabbits that got away. When they were young they all just took off in opposite directions. But there's nothing you can really tell them to do as when they've got a rabbit in their sight, they just go for it. They had to work out how to work together themselves. Which they did after many months. Nico, the male would shoot straight down the middle of the field while the bitches would go left and right until something spooked. He'd turn it either left or right towards either one of them and then they'd all zero in on it and then it was on. Then they banned hunting with dogs and spoilt everyones fun.

Still the best dogs I ever owned. Gave me the best joy as an owner. Whippets have the best temperament as well. They can spend a winter happily curled up in front of a fire or on a sofa. Come springs and early summer, they're good to go. Go out on a hunt, they'll run ragged come home and just laze about.

I would really like some more actually.
 
Status? power?

Perhaps more popular with "poor" people because a dog is cheaper than a brand new Mercedes or big house?

On OCUK we do the same with post count and graphics cards.

humans...
 
Where did you get kwerk's picture!!!:eek::eek:

That guy is from SA :p

When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways AND BECAME KWERK DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND CHEETOS AND GATORADE AND MY MOM'S BASEMENT.
 
How are you so informed about the size of dog's penises? :eek:

'Twas just a joke on the negative correlation between the size of the dog and the penis size of the dog's owner.

Unfortunately though, the joke didn't quite come out the way I intended. :p
 
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