Help me to make Monopoly more interesting!

This house is a whore house, if you are male empty your wallet, females earn $1000 per turn.
 
Chance Card:

The economy has collapsed and all your mortgages are now double.

Congratualtions: Ofwat and Ofgem have agreed to allow you to increase your charges on the Waterworks and Electric Company by 100%

And also change the rules on Free Parking to:

Roll a double or you overstay your time and your car is clamped. Pay £200 to release it. Every round thereafter that you fail to roll a double, pay another £50 in storage charges.
 
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You are accosted by an eastern european blonde, online. Everything is going tremendously well. You pay for her to travel to the UK to see you. She never turns up. Forever alone and lose £250.
 
Chance Card - You have decided to pay back all your MP claim expenses including the one for the porn in a hotel room pay the banker £500 & each member of the public (ie all other players) £100.
If you can not pay - Got to Jail, Go directly to Jail If you pass "GO" do not collect £200.

In this case if you have a "Get Out of Jail Free Card" it can't be used for this case.

LOL
 
Another Chance Card - You have had unprotected sex with a prostitute and the Doctor confirms you have the Clap - pay £600 in medical expenses.

Or even better

Your name is Ryan Giggs & you have just been screwed over by John Henning the MP for naming & shaming you in Bonking the Ex Big Brother star - you must now bend over and take all the public abuse for the next 2 weeks - Oh yea pay the Bank £50,000 for all the wasted time and effort court employee's have spent on you getting the Super-Injunction in the first place.
 
Chance:

You have encountered a supermarket checkout girl. Roll a 7 or above to get a date and £50. Below 7 results in posting on internet and paying £200 for losing dignity.
 
You have problems holding it in.

Roll even numbers to keep going, your first success means you receive £10, then £20, then £30 etc. When you first roll an odd number - you stop rolling and lose £40.
 
Chance card: You have become a chav. Advance to McDonald's. Collect your £200 giro. Do not pay rent on any properties that you land on. Do not pay on the water works or the electric co. Pay the speeding fine 10 times. You only land up in jail if you roll 6 doubles instead of 3.
 
Chance: You have purchased a limited edition coin that is tangentially related to a fairly successful computer game. Wait 20 turns. Roll a dice. If you roll 1-6 the coin is worthless. If you roll a 7, collect £5,000.
 
vonhelmet said:
Chance: You have purchased a limited edition coin that is tangentially related to a fairly successful computer game. Wait 20 turns. Roll a dice. If you roll 1-6 the coin is worthless. If you roll a 7, collect £5,000.
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However if your wife leaves you before 20 turns are up, down a bottle of jack and complain to the person to your left.
 
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