Help me to make Monopoly more interesting!

Forde said:
You bought PC components from someone on an internet forum. The parts turned out to be faulty but you can't get your money back because he's not a shop. Lose £200.
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My fav so far.

Maybe OCuK should think about releasing a GD version of Monopoly, maybe a net version that can be sticky'd to the first page for people to play together! :p
 
Forde said:
You bought PC components from someone on an internet forum. The parts turned out to be faulty but you can't get your money back because he's not a shop. Lose £200.
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Forde said:
SUPERINJUNCTION: your extra-marital affair has been discovered. Lose £1,000.
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gord said:
Chance

You are accosted by an eastern european blonde, online. Everything is going tremendously well. You pay for her to travel to the UK to see you. She never turns up. Forever alone and lose £250.
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thanks for the lols :D:D
 
Forde said:
You bought PC components from someone on an internet forum. The parts turned out to be faulty but you can't get your money back because he's not a shop. Lose £200.
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Oh man me sides are aching.... brilliant use of topical joke :D
 
Monopoly is all about making interesting deals with the other players.

Sell shares in your properties!

Low on cash, but hot on property? Have another player with lots of money but little property? Offer to let them invest in building houses/hotels on your property. Loan your money to other players in return for amnesties! Land on a property you can't afford? Offer another player a share in it in return for a cash injection.
 
Community Chest
A member of the royal family is getting married. All players invest £50 to fund a street party. Decorate the board with union jacks and bunting before continuing as normal.
 
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You find 100g of old gold jewelry worth about £1000 and post it off to Postal Gold. Collect £100 in 4 turns.
 
Chance – You have an incredibly important meeting with the Dragons of Dragons Den about some toys you’ve designed but you’ve gone and parked your aeroplane on a giant treadmill. Throw the dice, an even number will result in you achieving enough thrust to take off and make the meeting. If you throw an odd number the treadmill will match your speed exactly and despite this being contrary to the laws of physics you will simply stand still.
 
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You are a reporter at a preliminary Champions League Final press conference. You upset Alex Ferguson and are consequently banned from future press conference's. When you pass go do not collect £200.

B@
 
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You have bought an iPad. Pay £600 for the iPad and a further £400 for councilling to get over the resulting shame and derision from your peers.

B@
 
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You pose as a Nigerian banker in a popular email scam. Collect £100 from each unsuspecting player over 50 years old, if there are no players over 50 years old then you are reported to the authorities and go directly to jail.

B@
 
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You find a time machine and travel 200 years in to the future where the country is now so politically correct that your 21st century mannerisms raise the suspicions of the natives. Following evidence from your pedantic posts on a popular internet forum you are charged with the heinous crime of Grammar Nazism. Go directly to jail

B@
 
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