Had to carry someone's index finger in a plastic bag

p4radox · 31 May 2011 at 16:19

simulatorman said:
He might be taking a cut in his wages.

I heard he was on a 5 digit salary, now it's only 4.

arknor · 31 May 2011 at 16:21

anyone else tired of the puns in every thread?

Gzero · 31 May 2011 at 16:22

Hope the bag was labelled, otherwise he'll be missing a digit...

Disco Boy · 31 May 2011 at 16:23

I bet he gets a four finger payout from a compensation claim.

Robbo · 31 May 2011 at 16:23

This must be the worst joke in the history of the universe... ever.

Cosimo · 31 May 2011 at 16:27

p4radox said:
I heard he was on a 5 digit salary, now it's only 4.

He owed the other digit to the taxe man.

Marky · 31 May 2011 at 16:29

arknor said:
anyone else tired of the puns in every thread?

No. We all love it.

Now go away

Robbo said:
This must be the worst joke in the history of the universe... ever.

Jambo · 31 May 2011 at 16:30

arknor said:
anyone else tired of the puns in every thread?

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Admiral Huddy · 31 May 2011 at 16:30

I hope it was a Tesco bag it was in? Every little helps!

Double points too for reusage!

PermaChanged · 31 May 2011 at 16:35

That must have been a nail biting situation, I'd have probably bitten down the bone!

Mat · 31 May 2011 at 16:41

He should get back to work and knuckle down.

GravyMonster · 31 May 2011 at 16:47

Wonder if google have indexed this thread yet?

Cybermyk · 31 May 2011 at 16:48

I guess.he'll be needing his Dictaphone now

antijoke · 31 May 2011 at 16:52

The humour on offer in this thread is appaling.

Cosimo · 31 May 2011 at 17:00

anticonscience said:
The humour on offer in this thread is appaling.

Don't point the finger at anyone.

arknor · 31 May 2011 at 17:01

anticonscience said:
The humour on offer in this thread is appaling.

it always is.. dont know why ocuk let it go on but some of the mods are the worst of the lot i remember some of the comments in the thread about that poor woman who got beheaded very disrespectful and totally digusting imo

JBuk · 31 May 2011 at 17:03

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fixed

The Dread Pirate · 31 May 2011 at 17:06

explicit4u said:
Is this a northern thing?

It could well be... although in this case it was as a matter of fact a typo!

Bennie-Mac · 31 May 2011 at 17:06

arknor said:
it always is.. dont know why ocuk let it go on but some of the mods are the worst of the lot i remember some of the comments in the thread about that poor woman who got beheaded very disrespectful and totally digusting imo

Someone call the WAAAAAMUBULANCE

Castiel · 31 May 2011 at 17:11

Not that I am pointing any fingers, but whose fault was it. I hope you gave him a hand up to the hospital and didn't just palm him off with some excuse that you were having a manicure or something.....