TROLLY RAGE!!

What winds you up about shopping in supermarkets?

A few of mine...

- People queueing for ages and then when it's finally their turn they faff around looking for their money/card. WHY DIDN'T YOU GET IT READY WHILE YOU WERE WAITING YOU MORON???

- Going to buy 2-3 items, heading to the cigarette counter with only a couple of people in the queue, but they buy **** loads of lottery crap that takes ages ><

- Fat people.

- People who bump into you and don't apologise, or even aknowledge it.

- Checkout monkeys who are rude.

- Being rushed after you have paid. It's like they somehow expect me to pack everything in 3 seconds flat and go away, regardless of how much stuff I've bought.

- Shelf stackers pushing the big cages around and look at you like you're getting in THEIR way. :/

I could go on and on and on... :/

What are your own supermarket rages?

I'm not a fan of intolerant people at supermarkets who get wound up by the tiniest thing. Maybe you should try internet shopping if you enjoy your own company so much...
 
When you go to put the trolley back and there is a line of small trolleys and big trolleys but where some tard put a small trolley in the big stack, so you have to walk half way across the car park to find somewhere to get your coin back.

Similarly, the ones where people just give up on making it a line and there's just a tangled mess of trolleys and chains.
 
When you pull up to park, you get 3 vultures (foreign car cleaners) mob you 'me clean your car' NO!

You're barely out of your car and they're walking towards you, I hate them so much. Oh and believe me the things they do whilst washing your car :o (not mine but what I've noticed....no way they're cleaning my car)
 
When you pull up to park, you get 3 vultures (foreign car cleaners) mob you 'me clean your car' NO!

You're barely out of your car and they're walking towards you, I hate them so much. Oh and believe me the things they do whilst washing your car :o

As they approach, usher them to come over, then slowly move fwd. 10 points for every 10Meters they follow you ;)
 
- People taking trolleys through the self-service

- Not being able to cancel your own items on the self service, so if you don't have it on the scales in the 10uS timelimit you have it locks up and you have to wait for someone

- Trampy scumbags who eat, or let their spawn eat in the shop, eat food they havent paid for yet, so isn't theres to eat. And more often than not, don't even pay for it, and leave empty containers/bags on random shelves.
 
People who are rude to the checkout staff - it's not hard to be polite

People who stand outside the main door and block it by smokeing/chating to friend's

And last on my list - If i let you go in front of me at the check out becuse you have 1/2 item's say thank you :)
 
Definitely the aisle blockers. Either they look at a product with their trolley in one hand swinging in the middle of the aisle, or they draw up next to someone else so they are two abreast and nobody can get past.

Had a checkout monkey have a go at me for double bagging some glass bottles the other day too. Couldn't quite believe my ears, so I just told her she could pay for my smashed bottles when the cheap bag split if she liked. Stupid old bint, know your place.

When possible I shop at waitrose now. Far less annoying standard of public in there.
 
I do hate it when you get disgusted looks from people on tills because you want some plastic bags.

What about all the open fridges and freezers? Are they run on magic?
 
When 2-3 people - usually middle aged women - start nattering in the middle of an aisle blocking your way out seemingly oblivious to the world around them, don't take a polite "excuse me" and then wonder why you take a less polite approach.

This, happens all the time, just move to the side or go round to their house and chat
 
People who meander around the supermarket really slowly, when you've run in for one thing you've forgotten for a recipe or similar, need to be in and out in a hurry, and everyone is in your way.

That and going in after work to find a supermarket that looks as if a plague of locusts has been through the store - my local tesco needs to fill up more effectively! I know on a day like today I can expect that salad, sausages, bread rolls etc will be low on stocks but when there's no fruit and veg apart from some gammy, mouldy fruit - oh that's another pet hate. Gammy mouldy fruit and veg which the fruit and veg fillers don't seem to notice!

Oh, and people going through the self scan with a trolley full of about 90 items, including alcohol, fruit and veg that need weighing, stuff in plastic cases that need opening - It's a QUICK AISLE for people with a few bits! GTFO of the self scan queue trolleys!
 
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Men should be able to pack for themselves unless they were either crippled in a war or are retarded.

The woman in front of you may have requested help.

Did you seriously stand there like a lemon with your stuff building up?

What can you expect from a muzza tbh.

True i guess except it was a lad in front of me about the same age as me, which is why i was flipped.
 
I "needed assistance" the other day at the self checkout to purchase a couple of romain lettuce's for my tortoise. The woman who came over to help insisted on checking my bags and finally concluded that yes, it wanted a member of staff to confirm I can have the lettuce. WTF?!?!

People who shop not knowing what they want/need annoys me the most. They're the ones who you see just browsing, walking slowly pushing their trolley. I shop for a purpose and so I shop with a sense of direction. These gits just manage to get in my way pushing their trolley slowly around a corner and then stopping in the middle of the aisle! Grr!

Or the people at the bakery counter who if you ask if they've got something, they say no, you walk away come back in a bit and they've put more out. What's the point in doing that? Just didn't want to be helpful.
 
-Lack of awareness of other people. On the rare occassions I go shopping with my wife I do cringe sometimes if she blocks other people while going along in her own little world
-Drivers completely ignoring zebra crossings in the car park
-Checkout staff asking customers if they have a loyalty card leading to an inevitable delay while they say "oh yeah!" and forage around for it - in my book, if you haven't got it out ready, tough ****. Why not just put up a sign? I know visually impaired people won't get the benefit, but still...
-Swipe points for loyalty cards that never seem to work so you have an awkward decision as to whether to attempt a swipe yourself or hand it to the cashier
-Layout changing for no apparent reason - I'm sure there is a reason internally, but as a customer it is still annoying
-Mobile phone sections. Dunno why but it just annoys me, has anyone ever actually gone "you know what, I really fancy an iPhone with my beans on toast today!"
 
I've always wondered where my food comes from. So people actually go around the store and get me my stuff as if i was there? That's pretty funny.

Indeed. I often see them go round in the earlier hours of the day, probably to avoid mass congestion when the "hordes descend".
 
ahhh how mature

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Those who see an item of interest, and simply stop and slew their trolley 90 degrees to have a look, why can't they simply look at it with their trolley facing down the aisle so they don't block it?

Pack of retards who bump into someone they know, and then proceed to delve deep into conversation with their trolleys side by side, making the place grind to a halt while these vacuous morons babble on and on about their depressing lives.
 
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