Granted, but when you get there it's made of cheese. You end up eating it become obese and float in space for eternity.
I wish I could make love to Sandra Bullock and father her babies.
EDIT: Bah arknor beat me with the cheese idea
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Granted, but when you get there it's made of cheese. You end up eating it become obese and float in space for eternity.
I wish I could make love to Sandra Bullock and father her babies.
EDIT: Bah arknor beat me with the cheese idea
granted but moon is made of cheese.
i wish that 1 million $ i previously lost wasnt lost just misplaced.
i only had it in the first place because u granted the wish that i would lose it
Granted but it would be returned as counterfeit notes.
I wish I could walk a tightrope across the Niagara Falls.
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Granted, but you find out when she's naked that Sandra Bullock is Sandra *******s.
I wish the queue for the toilet would disappear. :/
Pfffft! Havnt any of you people ever seen the Wishmaster movies? Thats no way to corrupt a wish! For example:
"I wish I could breathe underwater."
Granted. You now have gills instead of lungs. Shame you wont be able to breath outside the water now though
"I wish I could time travel."
Granted. However you will still age as you travel through time, so you might end up going too far forward or back and dying as a result. Hope thats not a problem!
"I wish I owned antlers"
Fine. Your a stag in a forest. During hunting season. Good luck!
"I wish I could sleep with Meg Ryan."
Granted. You are transformed into Meg Ryans pillow. Shame your not alive to enjoy it though.
"I wish I was an astronaut"
Granted! You are now in deep space. Shame you didnt say anythnig about a space ship though...
And so on...
"I wish I could breathe underwater."
Granted. You now have gills instead of lungs. Shame you wont be able to breath outside the water now though
"I wish I could time travel."
Granted. However you will still age as you travel through time, so you might end up going too far forward or back and dying as a result. Hope thats not a problem!
"I wish I owned antlers"
Fine. Your a stag in a forest. During hunting season. Good luck!
"I wish I could sleep with Meg Ryan."
Granted. You are transformed into Meg Ryans pillow. Shame your not alive to enjoy it though.
"I wish I was an astronaut"
Granted! You are now in deep space. Shame you didnt say anythnig about a space ship though...
And so on...
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Granted, but all the people in the queue are actually invisible!
I wish I could run super fast!
Granted. But you wont be able to stop running. EVER!
Granted, but you run into a wall braking many bones and paralysing yourself.
I wish I could find true happiness.
granted but your trapped in slow motion while everyone else moves at the correct speed.
im hungry and i wish iceland across the road actually sold something i fancy eating
meh threads moving to fast i give up....
Granted but your too afraid to leave the house
I wish my delivery would arrive
I wish Craig1981 has posted a wish so this thread could continue.
I wish someone would reply to my wish
granted but yourdj_jestar said:
granted but all your friends and family will grow old and die leaving youcraig1981 said:
i wish this thread could continue like this forever
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granted but you live through the 2012 apocalypse and are forever alone.
I wish someone would grant Dj_Jestar's wish
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Granted, but you find true happiness only comes at the very end of a life of miserable pain and torturous suffering
I with my life was consistently perfect in length and joy