[GAME] Corrupt A Wish

grez · 7 Jun 2011 at 14:21

Devrij said:
Granted, but you never make use of it

I wish I could control the weather

Granted, however you live in Soviet Russia so the weather controls you.

I wish I could win the lottery.

Craig1981 · 7 Jun 2011 at 14:24

grez said:
Granted, however you live in Soviet Russia so the weather controls you.

I wish I could win the lottery.

Granted. You got £10 for 3 numbers.

I wish I could read peoples minds.

spudbynight · 7 Jun 2011 at 14:41

Craig1981 said:
Granted. You got £10 for 3 numbers.

I wish I could read peoples minds.

Granted, everyone is thinking how much they hate you.

I wish I had 3 more wishes

Moley · 7 Jun 2011 at 14:51

spudbynight said:
I wish I had 3 more wishes

Granted, but none of them come true.

I wish I could understand every language in the world.

233 · 7 Jun 2011 at 14:52

Moley said:
I wish I could understand every language in the world.

Granted but your now deaf

I wish my decorating was all finished

Sudden · 7 Jun 2011 at 14:59

Granted, but it's in the pattern/colour you hate the most.

I wish I ace my exams tomorrow/next week without incident.

B@Th*nG · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:09

granted, and you go out afterwards to celebrate. But you're subsequently fed the date-rape drug Rohypnol by your secret admirer, Gerald, and are repeatedly and brutally sodomised for what feels like days.

I wish i was called Gerald.

B@

Dj_Jestar · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:15

B@Th*nG said:
granted, and you go out afterwards to celebrate. But you're subsequently fed the date-rape drug Rohypnol by your secret admirer, Gerald, and are repeatedly and brutally sodomised for what feels like days.

I wish i was called Gerald.

B@

Granted, but you are prosecuted and commited to a life behind bars because you date-raped a student celebrating his exam results, and sodomised him for days.

I wish I could have come up with a response that wasn't going to be so predictable.

B@Th*nG · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:16

woah woah woah, not THAT Gerald! you perverts!

B@

nydryl · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:23

XRAY said:
I wish I could grow a kick-ass beard.

Granted but every girl you ever get intimate with again also grows a kick-ass beard....downstairs.

I wish I could roll my tongue.

Senture · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:29

nydryl said:
Granted but every girl you ever get intimate with again also grows a kick-ass beard....downstairs.

I wish I could roll my tongue.

Granted, but I had to stitch your tongue in place.

I wish there was a good TV show to watch.

Judgeneo · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:41

Senture said:
Granted, but I had to stitch your tongue in place.

I wish there was a good TV show to watch.

Granted but its not available online and your TV was stolen during the night

I wish I had more motivation

Stoner81 · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:49

Granted but you don't know what to do with it because you have the IQ of a single cell organism.

I wish OCUK would let us use bigger signatures and use the PM system built in to vBulletin

Stoner81.

britboy4321 · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:49

Judgeneo said:
Granted but its not available online and your TV was stolen during the night

I wish I had more motivation

Granted. You find you feel massively motivated to give up your job and watch daytime TV all day. Until they cut off the 'leccy!

I wish my daughter grew up to play professional footy for a living

div0 · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:50

Granted, but your motivation comes in the form of someone who constantly beats you into action.

I wish this wish, and all my future wishes that I'm entitled to, could not be corrupted and is granted entirely as I intend.

britboy4321 · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:50

Stoner81 said:
Granted but you don't know what to do with it because you have the IQ of a single cell organism.

I wish OCUK would let us use bigger signatures and use the PM system built in to vBulletin

Stoner81.

Granted. The whole BB grinds to a complete stop as numpties put in 1600*1200 sigs just for the lolz!

I wish people believed my true, but wacky stories I post on here.

Stoner81 · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:51

div0 said:
Granted, but your motivation comes in the form of someone who constantly beats you into action.

I wish this wish, and all my future wishes that I'm entitled to, could not be corrupted and is granted entirely as I intend.

Granted but you feel the sudden urge to always wish for severe torture.

It would help if people would answer wishes in the right order

Stoner81.

div0 · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:52

britboy4321 said:
Granted. The whole BB grinds to a complete stop as numpties put in 1600*1200 sigs just for the lolz!

I wish people believed my true, but wacky stories I post on here.

granted, but even though they now believe them, they are still of course completely made up.

Stoner81 said:
It would help if people would answer wishes in the right order

I wish I could keep up with this thread!

britboy4321 · 7 Jun 2011 at 15:53

Stoner81 said:
Granted but you feel the sudden urge to always wish for severe torture.

It would help if people would answer wishes in the right order

Stoner81.

Stoner

you're missing the point. Your supposed to corrupt the wish. Not just write some random nasty stuff after the word 'granted'.

eg. 'I wish I won the lottery'

'You do, but then you die in a volcano'

is not currupting the wish - it's just writing some nasty stuff after the word 'granted'