[GAME] Corrupt A Wish

wilko49 · 7 Jun 2011 at 17:19

spudbynight said:
Granted, your whole family ceases to exist.

I wish I was the Wishmaster from the Wishmaster films.

Granted, but due to budget cuts, only the first film is made and you are stuck in the opal forever.

I wish I had photographic memory.

TheCenturion · 7 Jun 2011 at 17:19

wilko49 said:
Granted, but due to budget cuts, only the first film is made and you are stuck in the opal forever.

I wish I had photographic memory.

Granted, but you suffer from Alzheimer's :eek:

I wish I was a doctor.

chuck990 · 7 Jun 2011 at 17:48

granted but you only ever get to do colon checks/rectal exams

EDIT: i wish i could have ultimate control of time

britboy4321 · 7 Jun 2011 at 18:13

chuck990 said:
granted but you only ever get to do colon checks/rectal exams

EDIT: i wish i could have ultimate control of time

granted but you have to concentrate immensely to get time moving at 'normal speed'. The default is 'dead stop' and without concentration time slowly and annoyingly reverts back to a dead stop.

I wish I had the power to know exactly which girls to go for (as in, they'd be interested in me) and what they'd do in bed in advance before I bothered with the embarrassing chat-up bit.

w3bbo · 7 Jun 2011 at 18:26

britboy4321 said:
granted but you have to concentrate immensely to get time moving at 'normal speed'. The default is 'dead stop' and without concentration time slowly and annoyingly reverts back to a dead stop.

I wish I had the power to know exactly which girls to go for (as in, they'd be interested in me) and what they'd do in bed in advance before I bothered with the embarrassing chat-up bit.

Granted. You now have the power to for see that no girls would ever be interested, saving you the time to chat-up and therefore you have the knowledge that, as a result, they also wouldn't contemplate going to bed with you.

I wish I had ordered pizza with chicken instead of spicy beef.

valkia · 7 Jun 2011 at 18:47

w3bbo said:
I wish I had ordered pizza with chicken instead of spicy beef.

Granted, but the chicken wasn't dead and ran away.

I wish I had a nicer car ¬_¬

shroomz · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:00

valkia said:
Granted, but the chicken wasn't dead and ran away.

I wish I had a nicer car ¬_¬

Granted, but you can't drive.

I'm pretty happy so I have no real wishes, aside from maybe a little more moolah

Lightnix · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:16

shroomz said:
Granted, but you can't drive.

I'm pretty happy so I have no real wishes, aside from maybe a little more moolah

You get a little more moolah, which feeds your greed. You end up becoming a highly stressed money-crazed maniac.

I wish I was perfect at maths.

spudbynight · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:30

Lightnix said:
You get a little more moolah, which feeds your greed. You end up becoming a highly stressed money-crazed maniac.

I wish I was perfect at maths.

Granted, you are Stephen Hawking.

I wish I was invisible

shroomz · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:34

spudbynight said:
Granted, you are Stephen Hawking.

I wish I was invisible

Granted, as a side effect, you have erectile dysfunction.

I wish I had bananas to make http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/...-butter-and-banana-sandwich-recipe/index.html

britboy4321 · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:36

spudbynight said:
Granted, you are Stephen Hawking.

I wish I was invisible

granted. Your hobbies of protest marching, streaking, flashing women and exhibitionist self pleasuring all take a turn for the worse.

I wish I could paint amazing pictures.

Begbie · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:39

britboy4321 said:
granted. Your hobbies of protest marching, streaking, flashing women and exhibitionist self pleasuring all take a turn for the worse.

I wish I could paint amazing pictures.

Granted, but all you can draw is penis's.

I wish I was a pornstar.

Fenris · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:40

Begbie said:
Granted, but all you can draw is penis's.

I wish I was a pornstar.

Granted. You specialise in over 70's fetish porn.

I wish I hadn't dropped out of college when I was 17.

Bennie-Mac · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:42

Fenris said:
Granted. You specialise in over 70's fetish porn.

I wish I hadn't dropped out of college when I was 17.

Granted but for the rest of your successful life you will constantly have the feeling of needing to poo.

I wish i was super awesome at guitar.

britboy4321 · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:45

Bennie-Mac said:
Granted but for the rest of your successful life you will constantly have the feeling of needing to poo.

I wish i was super awesome at guitar.

Granted. You wake up as a member of this group

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSedE5sU3uc

I wish I could beat anyone up that disses me, using karate moves from the 70s.

Jordan97 · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:47

Granted. But you end up getting shot dead by police because they couldn't control you.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early in the mornings. -.-

Bennie-Mac · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:47

Edit - Sloooooooow

spudbynight · 7 Jun 2011 at 19:59

Jordan97 said:
Granted. But you end up getting shot dead by police because they couldn't control you.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early in the mornings. -.-

Granted, you lose your job.

I wish I was a Don

Bennie-Mac · 7 Jun 2011 at 20:52

spudbynight said:
Granted, you lose your job.

I wish I was a Don

Granted, however you are a don on 4chan and are therefore a kiddy fiddler.

I wish i had some savings.

lrlcr · 7 Jun 2011 at 21:25

Granted, you've saved every toenail clipping you've ever made.

I wish my desk was clear.