Do you reach for a non-existent weapon when you feel threatened?

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:32

asim18 said:
I can empathise. But I must say I think your schoolteacher or life guard might have been a paedophile if he made you swim butt-naked.

Naw mang! this was strictly locker room action! You know how that is right? Yeah, you do

Van Hellseek · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:32

One day there will be an Asim thread where people won't resort to penis color jokes.

One day.

SubScape · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:32

asim18 said:
I can empathise. But I must say I think your schoolteacher or life guard might have been a paedophile if he made you swim butt-naked.

Changing rooms? :confused:

grudas · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:33

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:34

Tefal said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrosis

no-Necrotizing fasciitis-bro

Castiel · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:37

djmc0 said:
Yep, you can eat any kinda burger you feel comfortable eating. Doesn't change the fact that I have a white mans average penis size, but with a black mans coloring.

You might want to wash it, using soap and water........every now and then.

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:38

Castiel said:
You might want to wash it, using soap and water........every now and then.

Pffft, I've tried. But I have been pushing dasies for many years, if you understand what I'm saying, if you do that enough, it does stain. :/

Shayper · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:43

I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE AWESOME TONIGHT! Will these threads please stop popping up

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:44

Shayper said:
I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE AWESOME TONIGHT! Will these threads please stop popping up

Weak.

Shayper · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:47

djmc0 said:
Weak.

have you been reading the other threads? Tears were brought to my eyes from sheer laughter, so yes, right now, I feel weak. From laughing too much

Uriel · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:57

Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists!

Ha-do-ken...

Actually - I normally assume the best about people. I don't think I've ever felt threatened like that.

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 02:00

Your fire breathing fists are no match for, Goku! The true champion.

^TANK^ · 22 Jun 2011 at 02:05

Asim I genuinely think you should lay off of the rastafarian old holborn, its obviously not doing your mental health any good!

Swi1ch · 22 Jun 2011 at 02:10

This is kinda dumb. People instinctively check their valuables, so if you see a group of shady characters (who know they're shady characters), reaching into your jacket looks like you're protecting your stuff.

For example, when in the middle of a crowd, say "Ah! I've lost my wallet!" quite loud. Everyone nearby will almost immediately telegraph where they keep their wallet.

Amnesia · 22 Jun 2011 at 02:14

asim18 said:
Basically, sometimes when I'm out walking, if I ever see a really shady looking bunch of guys walking passed, I put on a poker-face and unzip my jacket and reach my hand in there

to make it look like you have a broken arm ?

Amnesia · 22 Jun 2011 at 02:18

djmc0 said:
Yep, you can eat any kinda burger you feel comfortable eating. Doesn't change the fact that I have a white mans average penis size, but with a black mans coloring.

djmc0 said:
Naw mang! this was strictly locker room action! You know how that is right? Yeah, you do

what a bummer

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 02:19

Asim, are you from east London? I seem to remember we had a conversation before, and you hail from Statford. Is that correct? I grew up, and still live in Stepney. I'll admit, Stratford has more weirdos, but Stepney/Mile End has more murders, I'll take you out for a drink round here if you fancy it!

J4K3 M · 22 Jun 2011 at 02:20

I always carry a few coins in my pocket and put them between my knuckles if I see some "shady" characters. Works a little bit like a knuckle duster just not as good. Can give you that edge though

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 02:20

Amnesia said:
what a bummer

I wish. As ugly as I am, you'd think some homo action would be easy, turns out they are more picky than the woman.

asim18 · 22 Jun 2011 at 02:34

Yes, I'm from Stratford

djmc0 said:
I'll take you out for a drink round here if you fancy it!

Are you trying to catch me slipping?