i've found a hedgehog - quick to the internetz!

Jokester · 4 Jul 2011 at 12:34

Awww, you missed an oppurtunity there.

clade · 4 Jul 2011 at 12:35

Deep said:
It could be dead and you are unawares of the maggots that are eating it away from the inside.

You pick it up and all the maggots start pouring out, you see and smell the rotting flesh before you

You have nightmares about this horrible ordeal.

You kill your family and then yourself over the painful sights you have seen

I have heard stories of a soldier giving a small iraqi boy mouth to mouth because he was moving on the floor and the above happend!! minus the killing part but did end up in a mental home.

ON TOPIC: its summer..the little man should move over night as im guessing that cant be his home...right...

Pestilence · 4 Jul 2011 at 12:36

Pick it up and stick it on the back of an RC Monster Truck.

Show the little guy the time of his life.

cm1179 · 4 Jul 2011 at 12:36

clade said:
I have heard stories of a soldier giving a small iraqi boy mouth to mouth because he was moving on the floor and the above happend!! minus the killing part but did end up in a mental home.

.....nice story for lunch time

Clum · 4 Jul 2011 at 12:38

cm1179 said:
it's gone now. i think this little cat might have scared him off that's enough gardening for one day

Great so whilst you were busy on the internetz, a cat vs hedgehog battle royale went down in the garden. Unlucky. I'd have had a tenner on the Hedgehog.

StoutMeister · 4 Jul 2011 at 12:47

Deep said:
It could be dead and you are unawares of the maggots that are eating it away from the inside.

You pick it up and all the maggots start pouring out, you see and smell the rotting flesh before you

You have nightmares about this horrible ordeal.

You kill your family and then yourself over the painful sights you have seen

[TW]Sponge;19511466 said:
Username = appropriate

I have much mirth and am making many lolling.

freak2002 · 4 Jul 2011 at 12:52

Morbius said:
Yup, cat food, dog food, all are fine.

Just don't give it anything that's too salty.

Or milk, I was always told never to give a hedgehog milk.

LOAM · 4 Jul 2011 at 12:53

Had you called them, the RSPCA would have come round and shot it for you.

StoutMeister · 4 Jul 2011 at 13:02

clade said:
I have heard stories of a soldier giving a small iraqi boy mouth to mouth because he was moving on the floor and the above happend!! minus the killing part but did end up in a mental home.

You believe that story? :eek:

That would infer that Iraqis don't bury their children, leave them to bloat in the sun and fill with maggots, until a heroic US GI comes to give mouth to mouth resuscitation. :eek:

~>Dg<~ · 4 Jul 2011 at 13:03

haha cat ate it

Vonhelmet · 4 Jul 2011 at 13:07

PS Whatever you do, don't try to bugger it. The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Linkex · 4 Jul 2011 at 13:20

...with a giraffe if you stand on a stool...

Cosimo · 4 Jul 2011 at 13:43

vonhelmet said:
PS Whatever you do, don't try to bugger it. The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Heed the words from the man who tried and failed.

benneh · 4 Jul 2011 at 14:26

I have hedgehogs too, 2 large ones and a little one, I feed them dog food every 3-4 days, and had to leave a pile of garden junk in the corner of the drive for them

. But, they rock, so all is well..

mjt · 4 Jul 2011 at 14:31

Either move it or leave it alone.
It's sleeping as it's nocturnal

ThomP · 4 Jul 2011 at 16:14

will it blend?

utajoker · 4 Jul 2011 at 16:21

why cant they just share the hedge

PhillyDee · 4 Jul 2011 at 16:26

vonhelmet said:
PS Whatever you do, don't try to bugger it. The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Wise words from Nanny Ogg.

waso_dude · 5 Jul 2011 at 09:06

Will it blend?