Power Bracelets

[Noel Gallagher]

Today I was given one of these "power" bracelets which claim a lot of things such as:

Embedded with power balance holograms, which react positively with your body’s natural energy field.
Can improve balance, strength and flexibility.
Increase your confidence while doing sports.

But personally, I think it's an whole crock of.. it's done nothing to me, I feel no different

I guess these things are just the latest rage and really, they do nothing at all?



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[Vita]

All a con.

 

[Sin_Chase]

Snake. Oil.

 

[RomanNose]

They don't work, there was another thread where I posted more than enough evidence that these sort of bands don't work. Cba to dig it up.

 

[Guy]

Don't tell me people pay for those things do they?

 

[PhillyDee]

They should actually be banned imo. Its not even in the same league as homeopathy.

 

[Sin_Chase]

It's the same as magnets having any kind of affect on your body, or indeed your fuel line to "align molecules" for more MPGzzzzzzzz.

 

[ChrisJSY]

 

[Fenris]

If you like those I've got some magic beans in my pocket that may interest you.


Also yes they are a complete crock, even the original developers have admitted it's a complete crock, anyone who tells you otherwise is a complete crock.

 

[Haiku]

They're ideal for identifying gullible cretins but otherwise quite useless.

 

[Zefan]

Are you really Noel Gallagher?

:edit: Somehow I managed to close this thread by accident, what the hell

Anyway, this is not the post you're looking for. Move along.

 

[Kol]

Ha! Made me chuckle at 5am! Yawn.

 

[2bit]

Today I was given one of these "power" bracelets which claim a lot of things such as:

Embedded with power balance holograms, which react positively with your body’s natural energy field.
Can improve balance, strength and flexibility.
Increase your confidence while doing sports.

But personally, I think it's an whole crock of.. it's done nothing to me, I feel no different

I guess these things are just the latest rage and really, they do nothing at all?



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WHOOOOOO.....

Are you really Noel Gallagher? CLAPS CLAPS CLAPS

Really hope the "power" bracelets work for you. I'd hate for you to come on this forum feeling stressed in any way. That would just be embarrassing. Anyway - good luck!

 

[Azza]

Monster branded as well, that must mean they'll work doubly better!

 

[RomanNose]

I would have thought that they would have upped the branding by now, perhaps something like this?
Uber mega double Monster omnipotent ultra unbreakable unstoppable ludicrous dysentery power bracelet.

 

[Limpnoodle]

Uber mega double Monster omnipotent ultra unbreakable unstoppable ludicrous dysentery mark 3 xxx pro + ultra+ uber uber mark 10 xp.

 

[oli collett]

You know, people love to point and laugh when ridiculous stuff like this is new on to the market. But are quite happy to use similar products on the basis that "they've been around for years/my mate uses it and it works/bloke on a forum who is an expert tried it/i tried it and it worked for me" etc.

So yeah, point and laugh at people who are foolish enough to waste money on this stuff, but make sure you question our own beliefs too.

 

[flibbage0]

So sally can wait she knows it's too late...

 

[2bit]

"On the palm of her hand is a blister
And I need more time"

 

[Antelopethy]

You know, people love to point and laugh when ridiculous stuff like this is new on to the market. But are quite happy to use similar products on the basis that "they've been around for years/my mate uses it and it works/bloke on a forum who is an expert tried it/i tried it and it worked for me" etc.

So yeah, point and laugh at people who are foolish enough to waste money on this stuff, but make sure you question our own beliefs too.

Eh?
Forgive me, but these have been around for ages haven't they?