Joke?

policeman:"so Amy winehouse is dead, did they find any traces of drugs in her system?"
coroner:"traces, em ... . Not exactly they did find
12 rocks of cocaine, 11 magic mushrooms, 10 spoons of herion, 9 tabs of e, 8 pounds of hash, 7k's of ket, 6 party poppers, 5 tabs of speed, 4 tonnes of acid, 3 miles of cocaine , 2 bags of glue and a partridge in a pear tree."


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In a failed attempt to help Amy Winehouse before she died, Not even Gavin from Autoglass could fix her crack problem.
 
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Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug.

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What was Amy Winehouse's biggest hit?

Her last one.

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Unrelated joke, but just as terrible:


I just drank some wkd with ice in it.

It was wicked.
 
Heard the middle one before, it's fairly dark but I wouldn't say it's too bad.

So...

Amy Winehouse walks into a bar, barman says "Sorry love, we don't serve spirits".

Funny that Amy Winehouse's first album was called "Frank", maybe she should have talked to it.
 
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